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    11/19/2004
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    1) Congress Adopts Key US-Armenia Trade Provision
    2) ACF Banquet Delivers Powerful Message
    3) 2000 in Paris Demand Vote on Turkey's EU Accession
    4) Telethon 2004 Entertainment Line-up
    5) Telethon 2004 Domestic and International Broadcast Info
    6) Hairenik Association Online Radio Station
    7) Tidbits From the Diner
    8) WHAT'S LOVE BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION?
    9) Reverb, and Organizations' Obligations
    10) LETTERS:

    1) Congress Adopts Key US-Armenia Trade Provision

    Bill Granting Permanent Normal Trade Relations Status to Armenia Headed for
    Presidential Signature

    WASHINGTON, DC--The Senate, today, unanimously acted to permanently normalize
    trade between the US and Armenia, opening the door to expanded economic
    relations, new commercial opportunities, and the further strengthening of the
    longstanding bonds between the American and Armenian peoples, reported the
    Armenian National Committee Of America (ANCA). With the House version of the
    measure adopted in October, the bill now goes to President Bush for signature.
    This provision, which grants Permanent Normal Trade Relations (PNTR)
    status to
    Armenia, was adopted in the final hours of the of the Senate lame-duck session
    as part of the larger bill, HR 1047--the Miscellaneous Trade and Technical
    Corrections Act. The bill, which has been held up due to human rights concerns
    in Laos, was considered following a Senate vote to avert a filibuster of the
    measure.
    Armenian Caucus Co-Chairman Joe Knollenberg (R-MI) was the first to raise the
    issue of Armenia PNTR in Congress. His legislation, HR 528, introduced last
    year was supported by the Armenian Caucus and cosponsored by 112 other Members
    of Congress. A companion bill was introduced on the Senate side by Senator
    Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and cosponsored by 21 other Senators. The strong
    support
    for these measures paved the way for their inclusion by members of Congress
    negotiating the final version of the larger trade measure.
    "The ANCA welcomes the Congressional passage of the Armenia-PNTR bill and
    thanks Congressman Knollenberg, Senator McConnell and all those who played a
    role in securing its passage," said Ken Hachikian, Chairman of the ANCA.
    "Following Presidential signature of the measure, we look forward to exploring
    new opportunities to further expand the growing US-Armenia economic
    relationship."
    Over the past two years, the ANCA has worked, in Washington, DC and in local
    communities throughout the country to generate bipartisan support for this
    trade measure among legislators, including those serving on key trade
    subcommittees. Over ten thousand pro-Armenia activists sent ANCA WebFaxes to
    Congress, thousands more made phone calls in support of PNTR, and this
    important issue was raised in several hundred Congressional visits, both in
    District Offices and the nation's capital. The sample ANCA WebFax letter for
    activists included several reasons to support this legislation, among them:
    - Increased US-Armenia trade and investment advances US foreign policy by
    strengthening Armenia's free market economic development and integration into
    the world economy.
    - Expanded US-Armenia commercial relations will strengthen bilateral relations
    and reinforces the enduring friendship between the American and Armenian
    peoples.
    - Adoption of PNTR for Armenia will help offset - at no cost to US taxpayers -
    the devastating impact of the dual Turkish and Azerbaijani blockades,
    estimated
    by the World Bank as costing Armenia up to a third of its entire GDP (as much
    as $720 million annually) and half of its exports.
    The Trade Act of 1974 excluded all Soviet countries from having normal trade
    relations (NTR) status with the United States. One particular provision of the
    Act, known as the Jackson-Vanik amendment, required the President to deny NTR
    to those countries that restricted free emigration. The policy was adopted, in
    part, in response to Communist government restrictions on the emigration of
    Jews. According to the terms of the Jackson-Vanik amendment, when the
    President
    determines that freedom of emigration rights have been reinstated in a
    country,
    normal trade relations may be granted. To maintain NTR, the President must
    report to Congress twice a year that Jackson-Vanik requirements have been met.
    While successive Presidents have waived the Jackson-Vanik Amendment
    restrictions on Armenia during the past decade, the passage of the Knollenberg
    bill, would grant Armenia permanent normal trade relations status, without the
    need for semi-yearly Presidential determinations.

    The text of the Armenia PNTR provision is provided below:

    Title II, Section 2001
    Subtitle A - Miscellaneous Provisions

    SEC. 2001. TERMINATION OF APPLICATION OF TITLE IV OF THE TRADE ACT OF 1974 TO
    ARMENIA.

    (a) FINDINGS. ­ Congress makes the following findings:
    (1) Armenia has been found to be in full compliance with the freedom of
    emigration requirements under title IV of the Trade Act of 1974.
    (2) Armenia acceded to the World Trade Organization on February 5, 2003.
    (3) Since declaring its independence from the Soviet Union in 1991, Armenia
    has
    made considerable progress in enacting free-market reforms.
    (4) Armenia has demonstrated a strong desire to build a friendly and
    cooperative relationship with the United States and has concluded many
    bilateral treaties and agreements with the United States.
    (5) Total United States-Armenia bilateral trade
    for 2002 amounted to more than $134,200,000.

    (b) PRESIDENTIAL DETERMINATIONS AND EXTENSIONS OF NONDISCRIMINATORY
    TREATMENT.
    Notwithstanding any provision of title IV of the Trade Act of 1974 (19 USC.
    2431 et seq.), the President may:
    (1) determine that such title should no longer apply to Armenia; and
    (2) after making a determination under paragraph (1) with respect to Armenia,
    proclaim the extension of nondiscriminatory treatment (normal trade relations
    treatment) to the products of that country.

    (c) TERMINATION OF APPLICATION OF TITLE IV.
    On and after the effective date of the extension under subsection (b)(2) of
    nondiscriminatory treatment to the products of Armenia, title IV of the Trade
    Act of 1974 shall cease to apply to that country.


    2) ACF Banquet Delivers Powerful Message

    By Jenny Kiljian

    The Armenian Cultural Foundation, along with 250 of its loyal supporters,
    gathered on Saturday, November 13, at the Glendale Hilton for its 8th Annual
    Banquet, under the auspices of Archbishop Moushegh Mardirossian of the Western
    Prelacy of the United States and the Armenian Revolutionary Federation Western
    Region Central Committee.
    After a lavish cocktail hour prior to the reception, the program began with
    Rima Garabedyan, who roused the patriotism of the audience with her powerful
    renditions of the national anthems of the United States and Armenia.
    Welcoming remarks were delivered by master of ceremonies Saro Nazarian. He
    thanked those people who lovingly and wholeheartedly continue to support each
    year the activities and events of the Armenian Revolutionary Federation in the
    Western Region of the United States, noting that in the more than 100 years
    since its inception, the ARF has always enjoyed the support of the communities
    it has served. Nazarian specifically thanked ARF Bureau member, Deputy Speaker
    of Parliament in the Republic of Armenia Vahan Hovhannisian, ARF Bureau member
    Dr. Vicken Hovsepian, Troshag editor Nazareth Berberian, and ARF East Coast
    Central Committee representative Zohrab Tazian for their presence that
    evening.

    Archbishop Moushegh Mardirossian then led the audience in prayer, after which
    guests enjoyed their dinner while listening to the delightful strains of the
    Artashes Kartalyan Jazz quartet.
    Following the dinner, Nazarian introduced a short film about the Armenian
    Revolutionary Federation that was produced by the Armenian Cultural
    Foundation.
    The film began with the slogan "Hayootyan Hed, Hayasdani Hamar," (With the
    people, for the homeland), and was the perfect backdrop for the images of ARF
    volunteers who fought the Ottoman Empire to defend the Armenian people against
    extermination. Flags bearing the slogan "Freedom or Death," and the ARF emblem
    were proudly displayed by their battalions. The film emphasized the importance
    of the ARF in the political arena at the end of World War I, and how the party
    demonstrated its leadership in both the battlefield and the state rooms of
    Europe.
    The film also highlighted the work of the Armenian National Committee of
    America (ANC)the grassroots, political lobby of the ARF. The ANC is the oldest
    grassroots organization in the United States, and is founded on the principles
    of the American Committee for the Independence of Armenia, started by Vahan
    Cardashian. The ANC displays the face of the community, and represents issues
    of importance to Armenian-Americans within the United States. The
    organizations
    three priorities are recognition of the Armenian genocide, education about the
    genocide within school system, and political lobbying through state and local
    government.
    Mountainous Karabagh was also a key segment of the film. The ARF has been one
    of the staunchest supporters for the liberation of the Artsakh region; the
    bond
    that the party has established between the diaspora and Armenia is
    inextricable. The ARF has been able to turn the impossible into a possibility,
    and has succeeded in giving the people of Armenia and the diaspora hope in a
    future full of possibilities.
    Following the film, Nazarian invited ARF Bureau member, Deputy Speaker of
    Parliament in the Republic of Armenia Vahan Hovhannisian, to deliver his
    keynote remarks. Hovhannisian expressed that it was a great honor and joy
    to be
    present that evening. He commended the audience, saying that talk of the
    social
    climate in Armenia, the poverty level, or whether soldiers in Karabagh are
    well, were not truly pertinent to discuss that evening, because those present
    continue to be involved in those matters daily, and know that the situation on
    all fronts is well.
    Hovhannisian reminded the audience of the ARF motto "A free, independent, and
    united Armenia," noting that the continual change in the global political
    climate has often made it necessary to shift their respective priorities. In
    1988, unity was the top priority, when the people of Karabagh began their
    struggle, with no diplomatic solution in sight.
    1991, noted Hovhannisian, brought with it the need for the independence of
    Armenia. "What good was a united Armenia under a fascist regime?" posited the
    Bureau member, noting that from the mid-90s until present day, the top
    priority
    has been to free the Armenian people from unjust and inhumane leadership.
    "The most dangerous thing for Armenians would be to become disillusioned with
    independence because of fundamental injustices committed against them,"
    Hovhannisian said. "More people emigrate from Armenia because of injustice
    rather than poor social conditions. But, we've survived because we continue to
    fight against injustice."
    The current year, according to Hovhannisian, also brought with it a new
    prioritythe freedom of Armenia. In 1918, and 1991, Hovhannisian conceded that
    the Armenian people were unprepared to be given their independence. But, they
    accepted it and lived under a new social climate. "It's easy to live as a
    slave
    and have no decisions to make. Though you may complain and express your
    dissatisfaction, you accept that you have no control and your fate is not
    up to
    you," expressed Hovhannisian. "You have no responsibility to decide your fate
    or the fate of your people. We must not become disillusioned because of the
    difficult decisions that come part and parcel with independence." Hovhannisian
    emphasized that the determining of one's fate is a tremendous, often
    overwhelming responsibility. Though Armenia may not have been ready to be
    free,
    that freedom has been on the ARF platform since 1890 and that is the central
    reason, according to Hovhannisian, why the ARF stands behind the government.
    "In the end, we won't lose our freedom. But, our role is to make this freedom
    a reality. We can't rest with little victories," urged Hovhannisian. "We've
    had
    a mediocre independence, freedom, and unity. But, I can't live in a country of
    mediocrity. We need and deserve complete independence, freedom, and unity."
    Chairman of the ARF Western Region Central Committee Hovig Saliba also
    addressed the audience that evening. "We are one people, and we have one
    homeland. We live in different regions, under different social conditions.
    But,
    we're all Armenian with one homeland," said Saliba, echoing the opening of the
    film. "There are no issues of 'the homeland' and 'the diaspora.' Rather, there
    are Armenian issues that our futures are centered around."
    Saliba touted the importance of the youth in promoting the platform of the
    ARF, and expressed that the Armenian culture and traditions need to be
    instilled from an early age in Armenian schools. He also mentioned that
    various
    sister organizations of the ARF each play a crucial role in shaping the
    community and the lives of the youth.
    The Armenian Youth Federation (AYF) imbues in young Armenians the importance
    of political involvement and radical thinking; the Armenian General Athletic
    Union (Homenetmen) provides an opportunity to display athletic prowess and
    mastery of scouting; Hamazkayin provides a forum to learn about culture and
    history; and the Armenian Relief Society demonstrates the importance of social
    work and volunteerism. Saliba also regarded the work of the ANC in getting the
    youth involved in genocide recognition, issues relating to the Republic of
    Armenia issues, Artsakh, and within California and federal politics.
    According to Saliba, however, the salient issue is the recognition of the
    genocide. The 90th anniversary of the genocide is rapidly approaching, and
    without more concerted efforts, admonished Saliba, Armenians would soon be
    marking the first century since the Ottoman Empire tried to exterminate the
    Armenians. "The genocide must be recognized once and for all. Turkey must be
    forced to admit its past, and make reparations of Armenian land," he said.
    "Not
    I nor any Armenian can imagine Armenia without Ararat."
    Saliba called on all organizations to work togetheron a united front without
    political bias, because the genocide was committed against all Armenians
    regardless of political affiliation. "We also have a responsibility in
    Armenia.
    If we don't sustain our homeland, the diaspora will not survive," said Saliba.
    "We must strengthen our homeland, so that we can persuade more and more people
    to return to Armenia."
    The evening closed with Armenian Radio Ensemble of Traditional and Troubadour
    Music, under the direction of Tovmas Boghossian. The ensemble performed many
    traditional and troubadour songs, along with their unique renditions of
    Armenian Revolutionary anthems such as Verkerov Lee and Menk Angeghdz Zeenvor
    Enk.


    3) Paris Rally to Demand Vote on Turkey's EU Accession

    PARISOver 2,000 French-Armenians gathered at a rally Wednesday at the Palais
    Bourbon, home to the French National Assembly, to demand that the country's
    Parliament vote on Turkey's accession to the European Union (EU).
    Organized by the Armenian Revolutionary Federation, the Armenian Democratic
    League (Ramgavar party), and the Hai Tahd Committee of France, the rally
    attracted 22 ministers representing 266 members of French Parliament, 265 of
    which categorically oppose opening accession talks for Turkey's EU bid.
    The French National Assembly on October 14 had discussed the issue of Turkish
    accessionbut did not hold a vote, despite the demand of a large number of
    political parties and parliamentarians to do so.
    The French governmentparticularly President Jacques Chiracopposed such a
    vote,
    fearing that a majority of the Assembly, including Chirac's own party members,
    might reject Turkish accession. That result would have undermined Chirac's
    authority and likely isolated France within Europe.
    Wednesday's rally took place exactly one month before the EU's December 17
    summit, which will set the date on when the EU would begin formal accession
    talks with Turkey.
    The vast majority of French voters are opposed to Turkey's accession to the
    European Union, and rally organizers hope to put pressure on President Chirac
    to heed public opinion.
    They are also seeking to make Turkey's recognition of the Armenian genocide a
    precondition for Turkish entry into the EU.
    In that context, ARF's Mourad Papazian said that in spite of difficulties,
    there exists the possibility of gaining the backing of at least one European
    leader or Prime minister to oppose setting a date for Turkey's accession
    talks,
    unless it recognizes the Armenian genocide.
    "It is impossible for French President Jacques Chirac to turn a deaf ear to
    the pain and anguish of French Armenian's," said Harout Mardirossian, speaking
    on behalf of the Armenian National Committee. "Each time that Turkey
    approaches
    Europe, it's as if the dagger more deeply penetrates the Armenian psyche."
    Speaking on behalf of 78 ministers of France's UMP party, Philippe Pemezec
    revealed that he generally opposes Turkey's EU bid, and more so considering
    the
    Cyprus issue and Armenian genocide recognition.
    The Socialist Party's René Rouquet, representing the 144 Socialist party
    representatives in French Parliament, and on behalf of the head of that
    party's
    block Jean-Marc Hérault, assured they are fully behind the party's official
    decision to set recognition of the Armenian genocide as a precondition to
    Turkey's EU entry.
    According to Rouquet, after meeting with ARF and ANC representative earlier
    that day, Hérault immediately demanded, from the head of Parliament, the
    scheduling of a draft law that would criminalize genocide denial in France.
    Rouquet also revealed that if a categoric effort is made, President Chirac
    too
    can be forced to change his stance on the issue.
    Other ministers, including the president of the France-Armenia Parliamentary
    Friendship Group François Rochebloine, also addressed the rally.
    On behalf of the Armenian Democratic League, Varoujan Sirapian appealed to
    European Armenians to attend the upcoming December 17 rally in Brussels to
    exert pressure on European leaders.


    4) Telethon 2004 Entertainment Line-up

    GLENDALEAn unprecedented line-up of Armenian folk, jazz, pop, rock, and
    comedy
    performances by internationally recognized artists will be featured during the
    Armenia Fund (AFI) Telethon 2004 Make It Happen broadcast on Thursday,
    November
    25 from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. (PST).
    Armen Chakmakian, a keyboardist for the Grammy award winning band Shadowfax,
    will lead Telethon 2004's live, seven member house band with renowned oudist
    and composer John Bilezikjian, while Zulal, the acclaimed New York City
    based a
    cappella folk trio of Teni Apelian, Yeraz Markarian, and Anais Alexandra
    Tekerian, will perform numerous sets throughout the twelve hour international
    broadcast.
    The all-star entertainment line-up also includes live performances by Aram
    Asatryan, Shushan Petrosyan, the Garni Folk Ensemble, Gor Mkhitarian, duduk
    ensemble Winds of Passion, and Nune Yesayan, as well as two monologues by
    comedian Vahe Berberian.
    The broadcast will feature interviews with celebrities, AFI supporters and
    political leaders from Armenia, Mountainous Karabagh, and the diaspora, as
    well
    as construction footage from Armenia and Karabagh, and stories of lives
    impacted by AFI-initiated infrastructure development projects.
    Telethon 2004, live from Glendale, California, is a 12-hour event airing
    throughout the United States, Europe, South America, the Middle East, the CIS,
    and Armenia. Telethon 2004's goal is to raise funds to complete the remaining
    52 miles of the North-South "Backbone" Highway in Karabagh. When completed,
    the
    $25 million, 105-mile highway will link 150 towns and villages to provide
    crucial economic, trade, and development opportunities. Telethon 2004 will
    also
    provide continued assistance in health care, education, and infrastructure
    development in the Republic of Armenia.
    Detailed domestic and international viewing/broadcast information is
    available
    at www.armeniafund.org, or by calling 800.888.8897. Telethon 2004 will also be
    available in full-motion web-cast at www.armeniafund.org
    Internet users will be able to view and make secure contributions online.
    Armenia Fund, Inc., a non-profit 501(c)(3) tax-exempt corporation, is the US
    West coast affiliate of the "Hayastan" All-Armenia Fund (HAAF). Established in
    1994 to facilitate humanitarian assistance to Armenia and Karabagh, HAAF has
    administered over $100 million in humanitarian, rehabilitation, and
    construction aid through the united efforts of Armenian communities
    internationally.


    5) Telethon 2004 Domestic and International Broadcast Info

    The following is a list of US/Canada broadcast information. All broadcast
    information is listed in viewer local time. Refer to local listings for
    detailed information, or call AFI at 800.888.8897.

    Berkeley, CA
    Comcast Ch. 8 12pm-6pm

    Boston, MA
    Game Show Ch. 8pm-11pm

    Denver, CO
    Comcast Ch. 15 12pm-6pm

    Detroit, MI
    WPXD Ch. 31 4pm-6pm

    Chicago, IL
    WJYS Ch. 34/62 7pm-10pm

    Fresno, CA
    KJEO Ch. 32 8am-8pm
    Comcast Ch. 14 8am-8pm

    Houston, TX
    KTBU Ch. 55 12pm-6pm
    Time Warner 55 12pm-6pm

    Las Vegas, NV
    Cox Cable Ch. 48 12pm-7pm

    Los Angeles, CA
    KSCI Ch. 18 8am-8pm

    Oakland, CA
    Comcast Ch. 8 12pm-6pm

    Milwaukee, WI
    Time Warner 95 7pm-10pm

    Minneapolis, MN
    Time Warner 99 10am-10pm

    New York Tri State
    WMBC Ch. 58 2pm-6pm

    Philadelphia, PA
    WPPX Ch. 61 4pm-6pm

    Providence, RI
    WPXQ Ch. 69 4pm-6pm

    Salt Lake City, UT
    KJZZ Ch. 14 9am-1pm
    Comcast Ch 14 9am-1pm

    San Diego, CA
    KSCI Ch. 18 8am-8pm

    San Francisco, CA
    KTSF Ch. 26 12pm-6pm

    San Jose, CA
    Comcast Ch. 8 12pm-6pm

    Seattle, WA
    KBCB Ch. 24 12pm-8pm
    Comcast Ch 14 12pm-8pm

    St. Louis, MO
    Charter Ch. 8 11am-6:30pm

    Vancouver, BC
    KBCB Ch. 24 12pm-8pm

    West Palm Beach, FL
    WHDT Ch. 59 8pm-11am

    International viewers in Europe, the CIS, the Middle East and portions of
    South America (Argentina) may watch and participate in Telethon 2004 via a
    live
    satellite feed from Armenia's H1 TV Channel from 7:00PM to 7:00AM. (Armenia
    time--Greenwich Mean Time plus three). Viewers may also watch Telethon 2004 on
    both MGN/Paradise and Horizon Armenian TV via cable and/or satellite
    television. Telethon 2004 will also be available in full-motion web-cast on
    www.armeniafund.org. Internet users will be able to view and make secure
    contributions online.

    The broadcast will feature live entertainment, interviews with numerous
    celebrities and political leaders, development and construction footage from
    Armenia and Karabagh and stories of individuals
    impacted by AFI projects

    For more information on Telethon 2004,
    call AFI at 800.888.8897 or visit www.armeniafund.org.


    6) Hairenik Association Online Radio Station

    WATERTOWNThe Hairenik Association Inc. formally launched its new internet
    radio station, Hairenik Online Radio Station, which broadcasts Armenian music
    and news about Armenia, Artsakh, Javakhk, and the Armenian diaspora 24 hours a
    day.
    The station began broadcasting with a music-only format on August 10, and has
    since been updating its musical selection and conducting small promotions to
    test the interest of listeners.
    "The response from our listeners has been overwhelmingly positive," says
    Jirayr Buegekian, Programming Director. "The number of listeners is increasing
    steadily and emails of encouragement are pouring in. We have regular listeners
    in more than 35 countries!" A measure of that popularity was reflected in a
    recent report, which appeared on the website of California's Fresno Bee
    newspaper, citing the unique programming provided by the station.
    Hairenik Online Radio started broadcasting an expanded format.
    "We were currently broadcasting music 24 hours a day. Based on listener
    requests, we expanded the format to also include some news, interviews, and
    special programs for children," reveals Buegekian.
    But the station maintains music at the heart of its programming.
    Prior to launching the online radio station, the Hairenik Association worked
    with Bentley College in Massachusetts to undertake a study on the viability of
    launching an internet radio station. Based on those findings, Hairenik Online
    Radio will reserve at least 80 percent of its airtime for Armenian music.
    "Although we think our listeners will enjoy the expanded format, we remain
    committed to broadcasting lots and lots of music," stated Buegekian.
    The Hairenik Online Radio can be accessed via the web site of the Hairenik
    Association (www.hairenik.com), which also includes an online bookstore and
    the
    online versions of its two newspapers, the Armenian language "Hairenik Weekly"
    and the English language "Armenian Weekly." Hairenik Online Radio can also be
    accessed at www.hairenikradio.com and selecting the media player of your
    choice.


    7) Tidbits From the Diner

    By Tatul

    The November snow had covered the sidewalk and the steps leading to the
    entrance of the Diner. There was a chill in the New England air that seemed to
    linger long after the announcement of the presidential election results. I was
    pleased with the warmth that greeted me insidealong with the smell of bacon
    and
    Greek sausage sizzling somewhere in the kitchen. I looked around and, sure
    enough, Marty was already there, sitting alone at his usual corner,
    uncluttered
    by his usual stack of newspapers.
    "Hi, Marty," I said, settling down across him, "Where are all the papers… and
    where's Arty?"
    Without saying a word, he pushed an envelope across the table. I noticed the
    Canadian postage stamp and a return address in Montreal. "I didn't know Arty
    had relatives in Montreal," I said, handing the envelope back to him.
    He doesn't," said Marty.
    I guess he is vacationing," I said, "They do have a great Casino…"
    Nothing like that," replied Marty, "He wants to move to Canada."
    What for?"
    He says he wants to live in a civilized country. He's convinced that the
    US is
    slowly retreating into the dark world of robber barons and sweat shops…"
    Marty looked tired and dejected; I would have said discouraged, if I didn't
    know him better. He had seen action in Korea, as a rifleman, losing the tip of
    his trigger finger in a firefight and returning home with a Purple Heart. I
    knew that Arty, his junior by several years, had served in Vietnam with the
    Marines, but he seldom, if ever, talked about it.
    "What makes him so pessimistic?" I asked, "Is it because Kerry lost the
    election?"
    "Not so much that," mumbled Marty, "I think it is the realization that more
    than fifty-percent of American voters put their faith in Bush and what he
    stands for…" His voice trailed off as his eyes wandered outside the window
    where it had started to snow again.
    "Fear is a powerful motivator," I said, "and dangerous when it's the sole
    motivator; but in this case."
    "Greed," he said, "Greed and fear. A twisted partnership of an overfed,
    greedy
    establishment and a misinformed, terrorized working class… No wonder Arty got
    panicky and…"
    "Don't forget the "morality" issue," I interjected, "It must have played an
    important part, along with greed and fear."
    "What sort of morality are you talking about?" He seemed to be waiting for an
    answer, but continued, "How can morality exist in a system powered mostly by
    greed and fear? In this case, it is the Bible belt high-jacked by born-again
    GOP radicals and used to discipline the wayward, wicked liberals."
    "Whatever happened to the separation of church and state?"
    "Good question," said Marty, pulling out Arty's letter from its envelope.
    "Let
    me read what he says on that issue."
    His eyes scanned the open sheet of paper covered with Arty's surprisingly
    neat
    handwriting, stopping at a point close to the bottom of the letter. "Listen to
    this," he said:
    "…after fighting a stubborn enemy for a certain length of time, you begin to
    resemble him. Our government has declared war against Islamic fanatics,
    against
    radical groups like the Hazbullahwhich translated means 'Party of God', POG,
    for short. The party in power in Washington, the GOP, the 'Grand Old Party' of
    the past, is slowly becoming a mirror image of POG, the Party of Godthey both
    have stopped listening to the people and talk directly to Godsoon GOP will
    stand for 'God's Own Party,' with Bush as its prophet… So I left, before that
    happens, before Homeland Security evolves into a new Inquisition, hunting down
    and burning at the stake dissenters and old Vietnam war protesters, like me.
    You guys are going to need help. May the gods of our forefathers keep and
    protect you."

    "Amen," I whispered.


    8) WHAT'S LOVE BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTION?

    By Skeptik Sinikian

    Skeptik tries to find out if true love can be found through a computer

    So last week I decided to venture into the world of online dating for
    Armenian
    singles. I must admit that I haven't had the time to conduct this experiment
    in the most scientific way possible. I had it all planned out to the last
    detail last week. The goal was to register my friends on these websites,
    monitor their activities, and see if online dating really works for Armenians.
    My prediction is that the idea of finding love through the internet is a pipe
    dream but we'll have to wait and see the results before passing final
    judgment.
    Before I get into the actual details of my experiment, I have to tell my
    readers that of all the columns I have written, last week's column elicited
    the
    greatest response yet. I didn't know whether to smile or cry, so I laughed
    until I cried and then sat down to begin my great experiment.

    Day 1: Monday, November 15, 2004RegistrationWow, it's free!
    Since there's no cost to registering on these websites, I decided to register
    on one of the many Armenian singles sites in order to do some further research
    before creating my friends' profiles. I registered as myselfSkeptik
    Sinikian on
    "Hye Singles" (HS). I put up the best picture of myself I could find and
    began
    answering the questions that HS had presented in order to determine who my
    ideal match would be. After reading some of the questions which included such
    gems as "If you had magical powers, how would you use them to help society?"
    and "How do you feel about the ethnic Armenian separatist conflict against the
    Azeri government?" I decided that this will take a little bit more thought
    than
    I had originally anticipated. I logged off and went to grab coffee. By the
    way, I chose "Skeptik" as my HS profile nickname. So much for creativity.


    Day 2: Tuesday, November 16, 2004There's no such thing as a free lunch:
    I had had a full breakfast of cold lahmajoun and an apple. I had read the
    morning paper and was in a good mood. I logged onto my profile and had already
    received 2 "flirts." For those of you who don't know what "flirts" are, they
    are a method for users of HS to contact one another in what will be
    interpreted
    as the internet equivalent of "Can I buy you a drink." My two "flirts" were
    from individuals who thought I was apparently "hot." Here is a sampling of the
    "flirts" I received: "Hello Skeptik. Wow, you're hot! I feel as though we have
    know each other for ever. Email me! I'm waiting for you... "
    So in spite of the fact that this message gave me visions of some quiet,
    innocent looking Armenian girl breaking into my apartment to boil my pet
    rabbits, I decided to respond anyway. Interestingly enough, if I wanted to
    send
    this young, potentially psychotic girl who claimed to feel "as though we have
    know [sic] each other for ever," I would have to upgrade my membership to the
    platinum level. The least expensive of these services would cost me a mere
    $29.95 per month with a $29.95 initial fee. Apparently the best things in life
    aren't free. The only thing standing between me and my potentially psychotic
    soul mate was a mere $59.90. I decided to continue living the frugal life and
    not respond to my "flirts."

    Day 3: November 17, 2004Answering life's difficult questions:
    I finally got around to answering HS's questions. Here's a sampling of the
    questions and my responses to them. I tried to be as honest as I could. By the
    way, these are actual questions and my actual responses.

    Describe the perfect evening or weekend: Mid 70s with a slight offshore
    breeze.

    Do you believe in love at first sight?: I believe the question discriminates
    against blind people and since true love is blind, I will not answer this
    question.

    How do you feel about the ethnic Armenian separatist conflict against the
    Azeri government?: I fully support the right of the people of Karabagh to
    seek
    self-determination and relinquish any ties to the illegitimate Stalinist
    Soviet
    borders imposed upon them.

    What do your friends tease you about the most?: My friends tease me about my
    punctuality. They are always making fun of me for being on time or early to
    everything. They also tease me about my SARCASM!!!

    Interest for using this site (to find a cyber pen pal, lover, etc.): Yes, my
    motivation is to find a cyber pen pal...idiots!! What the heck is a cyber pen
    pal!? Here's the deal. I'm on this website to conduct an experiment to see if
    it is indeed possible for Armenians to meet each other using this medium. For
    more details on my experiment, you can refer to my blog at
    www.sinikian.blogspot.com. I'm also seeking actors and actresses for an
    Armenian Soap Opera I'm working on called "Ashkharuh Bududoomah" (As the World
    Turns). Any interested aspiring actors or actresses should email me.

    Okay, satisfied with my answers, I log off. I have yet to convince my friends
    to create their profiles and join me in this experiment.


    Day 4: Wednesday, November 17, 2004The Profile Nazi censors Skeptik:
    I try to log on only to find that my profile has been suspended. I wonder
    if HS
    has caught on to the fact that I'm doing an experiment and not in search of
    TRUE LOVE like everyone else on the sight. I begin to panic thinking my cover
    has been blown and the Hye Singles Security Squad will break down my door and
    take me away to re-education camp where I will learn to give more conformist
    responses to questions like "What is your ideal age for marriage?" or "If you
    had to identify with one animal, which would it be and why?" I start packing a
    small suitcase of clothes, a sock full of change that totals $37.48 and my
    passport, just in case I have to flee the country to Canada or Mexico. After
    great deliberation, I decide to email the World Single Network and inquire
    about the suspension. I wait an entire day with no response. Potential lovers
    are being denied access to Skeptik. This is wrong on so many levels.


    Day 5: Thursday, November 18, 2004Back on track:
    I log on and find an email response to my previous day's inquiry. At least
    someone is working on this website every day. Sort of reassuring I suppose.
    Here's what the email said.

    Hello,
    As delineated in the terms section, member profiles may not be used for
    commercial promotional purposes (casting calls). You may however use the
    Message Boards to raise this topic.
    Your profile has been reinstated. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
    WS Staff

    Apparently my mention of my fictitious Armenian soap opera was enough to shut
    me down. I removed the information about my potential program and continued my
    experiment.

    Day 6: Friday, November 19, 2004One is the loneliest number:
    Thus far, I have received 28 hits on my profile. I have received one email
    from
    a loyal reader of Asbarez and have received two more "flirts" bringing my
    "flirt" total to four. I've received some encouraging and supportive emails
    from Asbarez readersmostly women. The experiment may have hit a snag. Tomorrow
    I will create the other profiles and make them appear as genuine and
    generic as
    possible. Where it asks the ideal age for marriage, I will put down 1925 for
    women and 30-39 for men! Where it asks what animal I most resemble, I will put
    down a Mercedes Benz! I will play their game and I will find out what makes
    these Armenian singles tick...

    End of Week 1 log.
    Be sure to read next when I begin to reveal some of the more bizarre dating
    experience stories that people have emailed me during the course of these last
    two weeks.

    Skeptik Sinikian is not a licensed relationship counselor or a psychologist.
    The last experiment he conducted was adding basturmah and string cheese to a
    home made Hawaiian pizza. The results were inconclusive. He can be
    reached at
    [email protected] or visit his blog at www.sinikian.blogspot.com.


    9) Reverb, and Organizations' Obligations

    By Garen Yegparian

    Fortune smiles upon us. A letter to the editor appeared in Asbarez a few
    weeks back, containing, among some reasonable issues, the very same inane
    assertions about Bush's "largest ever" vote tally. In addition, two
    letters in
    the November 7 Los Angeles Times, one by a fellow Armenian, also make the same
    grandiose assertion. Need I say more about the right wing propaganda
    machine's
    echo chamber? They just keep screaming the same thing until nothing else is
    audible and it becomes 'truth!'
    But let's address a different, actually valid, concern raised in the Asbarez
    letter, overlooking the cheap shot at our organizations marching "in lock
    step"
    with Democrats.
    Briefly, the issue is: Should Armenian organizations consider a broad
    range of
    issues, not just "narrow" Armenian ones, in deciding which candidate to
    support?
    Do the right to life groups, NRA, Sierra Club, AIPAC, NAM, Emily's List, etc.
    make their endorsements based on a broad range of issues? Of course not. Were
    they to do something that foolish, they would lose their constituencies in a
    heartbeat. It's not their job or place to do that. The people who support
    these and other groups look to them for clear, concise information based on
    the
    area of civic life they work on. Then the "sophisticated" voter weighs all
    the
    political input and votes accordingly. Unfortunately, sophisticated voters
    are
    not the norm, YET, in the Armenian community of the United States*.
    So why should Armenian organizations functioning in the American political
    arena behave any differently? More appropriate, however, is to point out why
    this kind of question is posed. A hidden agenda is masked by a purported
    concern for "Armenian-American" needs. The very term "Armenian-American"
    betrays much. Inherently, it deems us Americans with some Armenian flavor, as
    opposed to Armenians who are citizens of the United States of America. It
    confuses nationality and citizenship, two distinct political realities.
    The real intent of those posing these "questions" is to promote their right
    wing econo-socio-political goals. It is a tried and true tactic. The Soviets
    even used it. By nominally espousing benevolent and necessary economic and
    social programs, they masked the actual political tyranny. Such rich
    ironydiametrically opposed political ideologies using identical tactics.
    Though I suspect what really unites them is their cohorts' dictatorial
    inclinations.
    Be alert.
    *See "Armenian Electoral-Political (Im)Maturity," February 14 Asbarez, March
    27 The Armenian Weekly.


    10) LETTERS:

    Dear Editor:

    What Now

    I am a long time subscriber to Asbarez. For months I have been reading
    articles
    in your newspaper highly critical and, often, with insulting remarks towards
    President Bush. To make matters worse, I noticed that in your post-election
    issues, the diatribe against President Bush continues. Not only was I upset
    with the tone of your articles, but was saddened more so by the fact that we
    revealed a lack of political savvy by placing all our eggs in one political
    basket once again. In Southern California (and most likely throughout the
    country), our Armenian political parties took a pro-Kerry position in the
    hopes
    that he will recognize the Armenian genocide. As much as any other Armenian, I
    also hope and pray that the Armenian genocide will someday be recognized by
    the
    American government; however, given the current geopolitical reality, it was
    naive that our Armenian leaders believed that Senator Kerry can deliver on
    this
    campaign promise when as we all know, past presidentsboth Republican and
    Democratunder tremendous pressure from the State Department, have refrained
    from doing so.
    It should have behooved our Armenian leaders (and your paper) to adopt a more
    balanced policy towards the candidates. Just to remind you, most corporations
    contribute money to candidates of both parties so that they have leverage with
    either winning candidate. Why couldn't we be smarter and exercise wiser
    diplomacy so that no matter what the election results may be, we would have
    leverage.
    As the heading of this letter states, we will obviously have to work through
    our friends, both Republicans and Democrats in Congress, to do fence mending
    with the Bush administration. Also, those of us who have been supportive of
    the
    President should write letters to him, as well as to the Speaker of the House
    and the Senate Majority leader, encouraging them to do what is morally right
    and recognize the Armenian genocide. I for one, as a life long Republican,
    will
    do so. Futhermore, I hope that this may be a lesson for our leaders to
    exercise
    smarter diplomacy in the future. We should learn not to act through our hearts
    alone, but through our head as well.

    Perry Maljian


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