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  • April Diary: Holding a grudge, the joys of computing, etc.

    National Review Online, NY
    April 29 2005

    April Diary
    Holding a grudge, the joys of computing, etc.



    Holding paper. News item: `Hundreds of Armenian-Americans gathered in
    Times Square yesterday to observe the 90th anniversary of the 1915
    Armenian Genocide, in which 1.5 million people died at the hands of
    the Ottoman Turkish empire. They demanded that the mass
    extermination, which they say served as a model for Hitler's `final
    solution,' finally be acknowledged by Turkey.'


    That, as readers of The Corner will know, is called `holding paper.'
    The Armenians are certainly entitled to hold paper on the Turks in re
    the appalling 1915 massacres, as are the Irish on the British, the
    Chinese on the Japanese, and so on. Paper-holding-wise, though, this
    is penny-ante stuff. For really tenacious holding of paper, nobody
    can come close to the Jews. In the course of an e-conversation on the
    topic, Noah Millman sent me this:

    Parshat Zachor is read the Sabbath before Purim each year (which this
    year is in late March). The section ends as follows: `Deuteronomy
    25:17-19 `17. Remember what Amalek did to you by the way, when you
    came forth out of Egypt;
    `18. How he met you by the way, and struck at your rear, all who were
    feeble behind you, when you were faint and weary; and they did not
    fear God.

    `19. Therefore it shall be, when the Lord your God has given you rest
    from all your enemies around, in the land which the Lord your God
    gives you for an inheritance to possess, that you shall blot out the
    remembrance of Amalek from under heaven; you shall not forget it.'

    Amalek was a tribe that dwelt in the Sinai and Negev desert during
    Mosaic times (about 3500 years ago according to the traditional
    dating). So we're already talking about holding a grudge for a very,
    very long time.

    But the interesting thing is that 2000 years ago or so the rabbis
    concluded that the mitzvah of wiping the nation of Amalek off the
    earth was no longer operative because Amalek no longer existed as
    such; all the nations of ancient Canaan were, they said, mixed
    together during the Babylonian exile of 2500 years ago, and so now
    there was no way to distinguish Amalek from anyone else - or even
    from Israel! NONETHELESS, even though it is impossible to perform the
    mitzvah, the mitzvah remains, and we are obliged to remember never to
    forget to blot out the name of Amalek, because of what they did to us
    in the desert.

    So the Jews bear the following distinction: We are under a RELIGIOUS
    OBLIGATION to hold a 3500 year-old grudge against a group of people
    WHO DON'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE.


    Now that is holding paper.
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