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    The New York Times
    May 21, 2006 Sunday
    Late Edition - Final

    Caviar Dreams

    By Christopher S. Stewart



    It's 1:30 in the morning, and reality is really starting to blur.
    Inside the sprawling 19th-century mansion that was once the home of a
    Russian trade mogul and now houses the club XIII, scantily clad women
    in razor heels and would-be oil oligarchs in fancy suits groove to
    house music in shattered rainbow light. Tomorrow is so far away from
    this glitzed-out place.

    Garey Tchagleysean, the club's American owner, raises a Champagne
    glass to his lips, loving what he sees. Standing at the edge of the
    convulsing dance floor, he sports a blue suit with knife-sharp
    creases in the pants, to go with the sinister smile permanently
    plastered on his very round face. It's Saturday. Supermodel
    look-alikes in black sell $500 bottles of vodka, while outside a
    babushka in a kiosk peddles shots for a buck and change. ''People
    come to get lost,'' Tchagleysean hollers over a thumping bass, as two
    model types in bikinis gyrate on pedestals above us.

    When Tchagleysean opened XIII in 1998, its outrageousness and glamour
    immediately drew comparisons to Studio 54. Since then, Tchagleysean
    has been behind some of the most extravagant and talked-about parties
    in Moscow, a city that, after almost half a century behind the Iron
    Curtain, is still new to hedonism.

    Tchagleysean, who speaks in a sort of lazy California surfer drawl,
    describes the XIII crowd as ''royals,'' by which he means hip and
    moneyed Muscovites. Moscow may boast the second highest billionaire
    count in the world (New York ranks first), but much of the city
    subsists on about $480 a month. ''We don't just let anyone in,'' he
    says. ''You're either part of this party or you're not.''

    Models, mobsters, diplomats, tennis starlets, aspiring oligarchs,
    leggy molls -- they all make their way here at some point. And it's
    this combustible convergence that, even after closing for two years
    of renovations and reopening last spring, makes the place feel less
    like New York in the 1970's than like Chicago in the 20's: glitz,
    guns and truckloads of green. ''We have to watch out for the guns,''
    Tchagleysean admits. ''It's necessary. Because of what's going on in
    this country.''

    David Morales, a New York-based D.J., has played XIII several times.
    ''Garey's the man -- the man,'' he enthuses. ''What he has is not
    some lounge place happening for five minutes. People go there dressed
    to the nines -- and dance. It's dangerous!''

    Tonight, the club is celebrating Tchagleysean's 39th birthday --
    which is actually not for another month, but who's counting? ''I felt
    like having a birthday party,'' he says. Tchagleysean is making the
    rounds, kissing cheeks, bear-hugging.

    ''When people are around me, they're feeling cool,'' he boasts.

    Outside, late-model luxury cars and S.U.V.'s, most with private
    drivers, are double-parked. A sleek crowd is waiting on the front
    steps for the linebacker-size security guys in polar jackets to let
    them through the social divide of the velvet rope. Plebeian or cool?

    Tonight's theme is the Scorpion, for Tchagleysean's assumed
    astrological sign. And everything is draped in shimmering gold, like
    a movie set for ''Dune.'' Women in shiny scorpion masks roam the
    mansion's two floors. On the winding marble stairwell, fey-looking
    actors in gold gowns and headdresses pray over burning candles and
    incense while a woman in translucent wings and stiletto heels swings
    overhead.

    XIII is all about theater. One night, it might be ''The Nutcracker'';
    another, Mikhail Bulgakov's novel ''The Master and Margarita''; and
    another, the orgy scene from Stanley Kubrick's movie ''Eyes Wide
    Shut,'' complete with some actors dressed in black cloaks and others
    naked but for their feather masks. For gangster night, Tchagleysean
    hauled in vintage cars from the 30's and dressed actors in period
    costumes with toy machine guns. ''People are always asking me, 'What
    are you going to do next?''' he says.

    Tchagleysean is short and stocky, and when he moves, his thick
    shoulders roll like a wrestler setting up for a match. Born in
    Armenia, he is an American citizen and got his start after high
    school in Southern California, promoting parties in the 1980's at the
    Roxy and Vertigo in Los Angeles. When the L.A. scene dimmed, he
    headed to Moscow, first as a tourist and then as an itinerant
    lunch-truck owner who served up hamburgers and hot dogs.

    He set up the promotion company Organized Kaos and then opened Papa
    John's (now known simply as Papa's), a restaurant at the city's
    center with a music space downstairs. Minutes before the Russian
    economy tanked in 1998, he bought the decrepit yellow two-story
    mansion across the street, built sometime in the 19th century by one
    of Russia's richest merchant families. XIII was named for its
    address, 13 Myasnitskaya Ulitsa. ''I also liked the idea of the
    number 13, a kind of secret society,'' he says.

    When he opened the club, he charged entry fees upward of $40, which
    were then unheard of. And unlike in the egalitarian days of
    Communism, there was a highly selective door policy, which persists
    today. Tchagleysean offered weekly masquerades and sometimes brought
    in real circus performers. Props were borrowed from the national
    opera house or local movie studios. Major D.J. acts like Fatboy Slim,
    Paul Oakenfold and Sasha & Digweed came to XIII before they played
    any other spot in Russia, he says.

    The dance floor, half the size of a basketball court, is lighted by a
    cascading crystal chandelier. At each end are swishy V.I.P. rooms
    with leather banquettes. After long nights in the summer, the party
    usually spills out onto the balconies. When Tchagleysean decided that
    it was time to close the place down in 2003, people were stunned. But
    after extensive renovations, he reopened last May, and unveiled his
    new idea: burlesque nights.

    Almost every month, Tchagleysean brings in burlesque and cabaret
    stars, mainly from Britain, with names like Lucifire, Empress Stah
    and Kittie Klaw. Shows feature whips, chains, leather and fire.
    Tchagleysean describes it as a sexual revolution, where anything
    goes. ''I'm teaching the city about new things,'' he says with a
    laugh.

    It's close to 4 a.m. now. In a V.I.P. banquette, a guy is laid out on
    his girlfriend's lap, completely intoxicated. A new D.J. is just
    coming on, the third of the night.

    ''What we do here is illegal,'' one reveler with a girl on his arm
    says to me.

    ''What?''

    He nods toward the crowded dance floor, the nearly naked girls in
    cages, the pretty ballerinas twirling on the pedestals. He laughs.
    ''You can't do

    this in America,'' he says, getting up real close to my ear, as if
    he's about to tell a secret. ''You understand?

    We're having fun.''

    From: Emil Lazarian | Ararat NewsPress
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