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    Cyprus Mail, Cyprus
    Oct 28 2006

    FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS
    By a scribe called Haji Mike

    ENTER-EXIT recent elections in DiKO mean the affable but overloud
    Cleanthous lost the presidential race to relative newbie Karoyian.
    Most disturbing was the last minute `scare mongering' on the part of
    some Cleanthous backers that Karoyian was in fact... Armenian! Playing
    the dangerous `race' card in this case backfired like an A-Bomb on an
    acid trip.

    Karoyian represents a new breed of politician in Cyprus, and whether
    I agree with him or not, it is always good to see change, in whatever
    shape or form it comes. Added to this. he is a far more eloquent and
    fluent speaker than Cleanthous, who at times reminded us of a raging
    bull in a fine china shop.
    One thing I would point out though, maybe Karoyian could speak a
    little slower - at times his over-enthusiasm sounds like he is trying
    to rush things through - and that leaves an air of mistrust.

    Reminds me of the first person who sold me an insurance policy in
    Cyprus back in 1993. He raced through a five page contract in one
    minute `zirt-zart-zourt' and then just said `oh by the way you sign
    here!' I spent the next hour or so with him analysing the whole thing
    paragraph by paragraph!!!

    JOHN IS A LEGEND AGAIN sophomore music releases are the trickiest of
    things - especially when your first CD sells so much and wins
    grammys. John Legend's new release `Once Again' has the confidence
    and style of anything by Marvin Gaye during his most creative heyday.
    Even the cover has that retro vibe to it.

    But this is by no mean a backward looking old soul meets neo-soul
    effort. It is simply John Legend being his expected talented and
    moving self, which makes him one of the best living songwriters of
    our times. The first single is a classic case in point. `Save Room'
    has this ethereal quality to it. Initially I felt it had this Jim
    Morrisonesque baritone quality to it - even making me wonder whether
    Legend was actually covering an old Doors tune! Then when he hits
    that bridge - wow! More info on the `Ledge' and the new CD @
    www.johnlegend.com.

    CRYING TIME: Each Thursday we wait with bated breath on the latest
    revelations from various neo-Mcarthyite MPs and the parliamentary
    committee that is allegedly investigating the so-called facts on
    UNOPS funding and the referendum.

    This week there was a sort of numbed silence - which applies just as
    equally to our President. The media were more concerned with car tax
    decreases than hunting down so-called `traitors'.

    The issue, however, as predicted last week in `sublime...', has taken
    on a new dimension, with UNFICYP Chief of Mission Michael Moller
    stating that the witch-hunt was `poisoning the atmosphere'. As few
    politicians are speaking publicly about the need for a real inquiry
    into referendum funding, I'd like to bring to their attention an
    insight by Yiangos Mikkelides, the wise commentator on life in the
    Banananation from last Sunday's Politis newspaper. As one of the
    founding members of the `Yes' platform, Mikkeliddes confessed that
    `we had to beg to raise the £700 needed to pay the money for renting
    the Conference Centre for our mass rally'. And I thought these people
    had all the bucks!

    In addition, the mythical `Nathan' report, which is nowhere to be
    found, and believe me I have for over two years been searching high
    and low for a widely available copy, is actually a complete farce.
    What certain MPs have in their hands and some journalists is
    presumably a first draft by Nathan Associates, who for whatever
    reasons never finished the report.

    Its real title is `Final Report Cyprus Bi-Communal Development
    Program Evaluation' submitted by Development Associates. And if no
    one believes me just go to http://pdf.usaid.gov/pdf_docs/PDABZ998.pdf
    , it's public information and downloadable for free. Nowhere in this
    document are any names listed regarding funding - which leads one to
    presume that the `evidence' referred to as `The Nathan Report' is
    highly dubious as a valid official source.

    It's `puzzling' how MPs in the Republic of Cyprus, and elements in
    the press acquired such documents without, it seems, official
    endorsement from UNOPS. Perhaps what we need is transparency all
    round on this issue. Maybe an investigation of the investigative
    process itself would reveal a few surprises.
    In a week when phone tapping was endorsed by the government, in this
    light, I admit I have some serious doubts if this will not be abused
    for other purposes. Trust has been violated, starting with the
    President himself, who, let's face it started off this bad atmosphere
    in the first place.
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