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BIZARRE LAWSUIT: BATMAN, TURKEY VS. BATMAN, THE MOVIE
Harut Sassounian
Huffington Post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harut-sassounia n/bizarre-lawsuit-embatmane_b_153175.html
Dec 23 2008
NY
In keeping wth the Holiday Season, I would like to present a rather
amusing topic this week, hoping to bring a good cheer to readers'
hearts.
Variety magazine and hundreds of media outlets worldwide reported last
month that the mayor of Batman, a small city in southeastern Turkey,
is planning to sue Christopher Nolan, the director of The Dark Knight,
and Warner Brothers studios for royalties from the hugely profitable
Batman movie.
Mayor Huseyin Kalkan accused the movie producers of using the city's
name without permission. He was quoted by Variety as saying: "There
is only one Batman in the world. The American producers used the name
of our city without informing us."
Variety's reporter Ali Jaafar wondered why it took the town of Batman
"so many years to take legal action." The reporter pointed out that
"Batman first appeared as a comic book character in 1939 and the Batman
TV series started in 1966. Tim Burton's first big screen rendition
for Warner Brothers came out in 1989. Undoubtedly, the fact that
Dark Knight is about to pass the $1 billion mark ... played a part
in stirring the ire of the Turkish hamlet."
Incredibly, Mayor Kalkan blamed the Batman movie "for a number of
unresolved murders and a high female suicide rate" in his town. He
attributed these problems to "the psychological impact that the film's
success has had on the city's inhabitants."
Natives of Batman have also encountered obstacles when attempting to
register their businesses abroad, the mayor claimed. Batman's local
newspaper reported that former Batman resident Safii Dagh, currently
living in the German city of Wesel, was prevented from using Batman
as the name of his business. "I named my two restaurants Batman. But
six months ago, a team of employees from the production company of
the movie Batman made me change the title," Dagh said.
Lawyer Vehbi Kahveci, head of the Intellectual and Industrial
Property Rights Commission of the Istanbul Bar Association, stated
that Batman and his image are registered trademarks all around the
world. The Batman Municipality missed the deadline for objecting to
the registration of Batman's name as a superhero.
This bizarre lawsuit was also fodder for several derisive video
postings on YouTube, google and Yahoo websites, generating hundreds
of comments from viewers. Most comments were so offensive that YouTube
had to delete them from its site.
The most hilarious video came from Comedy.com where a comedian
named Rob Delaney, posing as a Public Relations spokesman for Warner
Brothers, ridiculed the mayor of Batman and everything Turkish!
I have transcribed below Delaney's comments, after removing the
countless swear words. Our aim is to make fun of the silly lawsuit
filed by the Mayor of Batman and not to insult Turks. Here is the
cleansed version of the transcript:
"We will crush you, just like you did the Armenians one hundred
years ago!
"Where were you in 1939 when Batman first appeared in comic books?
"Where were you in 1966 when Batman was a TV show?
"Oh, that's right, you're a backward third world country and you are
just now finding out about Batman. How convenient! It just happens
to be the same year our movie made more than your entire country did
in the last decade.
"Don't get me wrong. We think your name is hilarious! Batman,
Turkey? Why don't you sue turkeys while you're at it? Why don't you
sue the ottoman in the living room of one of my several houses?
"You do not want to tangle with Warner Brothers, Turkey!
"Why don't you stick to what you are good at, like oil wrestling,
female weight lifting, and being a nation of gypsies?
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Warner Brothers will own
you! I'm considering suing your town for making Batman slightly less
awesome. Your land and women will be mine, Turkey! Consider yourself
warned...."
Maybe the mayor of Batman is not that stupid after all! By announcing
that he is planning to sue the producers of Batman, he has been able
to generate free worldwide publicity for his obscure city. He is
probably hoping that Batman fans will flock to his hometown, bringing
with them enough cash to rejuvenate the local economy! A Batman city
worker wisely observed: "We wouldn't have had better advertising for
Batman, even if we had spent $1 million."
Harut Sassounian
Huffington Post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harut-sassounia n/bizarre-lawsuit-embatmane_b_153175.html
Dec 23 2008
NY
In keeping wth the Holiday Season, I would like to present a rather
amusing topic this week, hoping to bring a good cheer to readers'
hearts.
Variety magazine and hundreds of media outlets worldwide reported last
month that the mayor of Batman, a small city in southeastern Turkey,
is planning to sue Christopher Nolan, the director of The Dark Knight,
and Warner Brothers studios for royalties from the hugely profitable
Batman movie.
Mayor Huseyin Kalkan accused the movie producers of using the city's
name without permission. He was quoted by Variety as saying: "There
is only one Batman in the world. The American producers used the name
of our city without informing us."
Variety's reporter Ali Jaafar wondered why it took the town of Batman
"so many years to take legal action." The reporter pointed out that
"Batman first appeared as a comic book character in 1939 and the Batman
TV series started in 1966. Tim Burton's first big screen rendition
for Warner Brothers came out in 1989. Undoubtedly, the fact that
Dark Knight is about to pass the $1 billion mark ... played a part
in stirring the ire of the Turkish hamlet."
Incredibly, Mayor Kalkan blamed the Batman movie "for a number of
unresolved murders and a high female suicide rate" in his town. He
attributed these problems to "the psychological impact that the film's
success has had on the city's inhabitants."
Natives of Batman have also encountered obstacles when attempting to
register their businesses abroad, the mayor claimed. Batman's local
newspaper reported that former Batman resident Safii Dagh, currently
living in the German city of Wesel, was prevented from using Batman
as the name of his business. "I named my two restaurants Batman. But
six months ago, a team of employees from the production company of
the movie Batman made me change the title," Dagh said.
Lawyer Vehbi Kahveci, head of the Intellectual and Industrial
Property Rights Commission of the Istanbul Bar Association, stated
that Batman and his image are registered trademarks all around the
world. The Batman Municipality missed the deadline for objecting to
the registration of Batman's name as a superhero.
This bizarre lawsuit was also fodder for several derisive video
postings on YouTube, google and Yahoo websites, generating hundreds
of comments from viewers. Most comments were so offensive that YouTube
had to delete them from its site.
The most hilarious video came from Comedy.com where a comedian
named Rob Delaney, posing as a Public Relations spokesman for Warner
Brothers, ridiculed the mayor of Batman and everything Turkish!
I have transcribed below Delaney's comments, after removing the
countless swear words. Our aim is to make fun of the silly lawsuit
filed by the Mayor of Batman and not to insult Turks. Here is the
cleansed version of the transcript:
"We will crush you, just like you did the Armenians one hundred
years ago!
"Where were you in 1939 when Batman first appeared in comic books?
"Where were you in 1966 when Batman was a TV show?
"Oh, that's right, you're a backward third world country and you are
just now finding out about Batman. How convenient! It just happens
to be the same year our movie made more than your entire country did
in the last decade.
"Don't get me wrong. We think your name is hilarious! Batman,
Turkey? Why don't you sue turkeys while you're at it? Why don't you
sue the ottoman in the living room of one of my several houses?
"You do not want to tangle with Warner Brothers, Turkey!
"Why don't you stick to what you are good at, like oil wrestling,
female weight lifting, and being a nation of gypsies?
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Warner Brothers will own
you! I'm considering suing your town for making Batman slightly less
awesome. Your land and women will be mine, Turkey! Consider yourself
warned...."
Maybe the mayor of Batman is not that stupid after all! By announcing
that he is planning to sue the producers of Batman, he has been able
to generate free worldwide publicity for his obscure city. He is
probably hoping that Batman fans will flock to his hometown, bringing
with them enough cash to rejuvenate the local economy! A Batman city
worker wisely observed: "We wouldn't have had better advertising for
Batman, even if we had spent $1 million."