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    UNCLE GARABED'S NOTEBOOK
    By CK Garabed

    www.hairenik.com/weekly/2009/04/09/uncle- garabeds-notebook-4/
    April 9, 2009

    Or To Be Seen

    In New York people don't go to the theater-they go to see hits.

    Attributed to Louis Jourdan

    If the Truth Be Known

    Our immediate predecessors in our historic homeland did not merely
    profess Christianity, but practiced its exalting precepts. That's why
    the American missionaries who were assigned to Turkey found themselves
    in a paradise, living among the most folk-cultured people in the world,
    who were already Christian, and therefore were perfect candidates
    for conversion to their brand of Christianity. All they had to do
    was build compounds where they could entice young Armenian children
    to come and study to become doctors and lawyers.

    Many of these missionaries' children were born in Armenia, and spoke
    the language like natives. However, the cruelest betrayal of the
    Armenians came at the hands of the Board of American Missions who,
    fearful of losing control of their properties in Turkey, prevailed
    (according to Vahan Cardashian) upon President Woodrow Wilson to hold
    out for an American mandate over Armenia, in opposition to Republicans
    in the U.S. Senate who were prepared to rescue an independent Armenia.

    Just Desserts

    A proud and pompous gentleman once asked the celebrated and
    sharp-tongued actress, Mrs. Patrick Campbell, "Why do you suppose it
    is that women so utterly lack a sense of humor?" Without hesitation,
    she replied," God did it on purpose so that we may love you men
    instead of laughing at you."

    Frozen Words

    This concept was applied by Antiphanes to the discourses of Plato,
    as follows:

    "As the cold of certain cities is so intense that it freezes the
    very words we utter, which remain congealed till the heat of summer
    thaws them, so the mind of youth is so thoughtless that the wisdom of
    Plato lies there frozen, as it were, till it is thawed by the ripened
    judgment of mature age."

    What's in a Name?

    Marashian/Marashlian: Armenian in origin, identified to a location,
    Marash is a city in Turkish Armenia, and the name is defined as a
    native of that city.
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