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    THE MONDAY MISCELLANY

    Footballing World
    Monday, October 5, 2009, 23:15

    Thank heavens for Montenegrins, for without them the UEFA Champions
    League group stage would be utter tedium.

    Last season, Chelsea needed a result in their final group fixture
    against CFR Cluj thanks, largely, to a defeat away to Roma after
    Mirko Vucinic's second half brace at the Stadio Olimpico. Now, the
    relentless succession of English victories has been broken thanks to
    the precocious talent of Stevan Jovetic, the Fiorentina forward who
    scored both goals in their 2-0 win over Liverpool on Tuesday.

    Judging by the response in England, you'd think the world had stopped
    spinning just because a Premier League side had lost away from home
    against a Serie A side but Fiorentina fully deserved their victory. The
    pace of Marco Marchionni and Juan Manuel Vargas on the flanks and the
    guile of Mutu in the hole were enough to see a pedestrian Liverpool
    beaten.

    Other interest in the group stage can be found in Milan. AC Milan,
    after their dire 1-0 home defeat to Zurich, have it all to do to
    reach the knock-out phase, given that they must now play Real Madrid
    twice. Judging by their recent performances, it could be argued that
    the most surprising result so far was their 2-1 win in Marseille,
    courtesy of two classic goals from Filippo Inzaghi.

    Meanwhile Inter drew again away to Rubin Kazan in Tatarstan, though
    they played much of the second half with ten men. They must still
    travel to Barcelona and Kiev and qualification cannot yet be relied
    upon.

    ***

    It's official, the future of football broadcasting is here: 10 inch
    screens showing fuzzy pictures to those people rich enough to afford
    the equipment to show it. In other words, it's 1966 again.

    How ludicrous that anybody thinks charging £11.99 to see a match
    after England have sealed qualification, with other more important
    matches on television at the same time. How feeble that the BBC do
    not have the wherewithal to screen a solitary international match. How
    pathetic that the government the free-to-air TV list. How hypocritical
    that FIFA blather on about football being the people's game but do
    not make it a condition of World Cup entry that TV rights to games
    are sold to terrestrial channels in both countries playing.

    Except, though, you do not have to pay. Bet365.com have the rights
    for their live streaming thingy, so simply open an account with ten
    pounds, watch the England match then bet it all on Spain to triumph
    in Armenia. An England match, and a free 20p! If this is the future,
    bring it on.

    Anyway, Saturday is not about England. It is about Denmark v Sweden,
    about Argentina v Peru, about Russia v Germany, about Serbia v Romania,
    about Slovakia v Slovenia, about Ireland v Italy, about Cameroon v
    Togo, about Estonia v Bosnia-Herzegovina. Those matches are where
    the drama will be.

    ***

    Despite all of which, Fabio Capello is quite right in not farting
    around with an 'experimental' team in Dnipropetrovsk. Qualification is
    achieved but England have their hearts set on a 100% record; what an
    emphatic symbol of English recover that would represent to the rest
    of the world.

    Besides, if England are to be seeded in the World Cup draw on 4
    December, they need to be in the top seven qualified sides in the
    FIFA World Rankings and beating Ukraine and Belarus should virtually
    secure such a privilege.

    ***

    We continue our omnipresent analysis of who Diego Maradona picks
    for Argentina with a note of optimism, at least for those of us who
    really wouldn't rather the World Cup passed without the involvement
    of Lionel Messi, Sergio Aguero and Javier Mascherano.

    Gonzalo Higuaín, hallelujah, has finally been included in the squad,
    though Martin Palermo remains with Diego Milito injured. Palermo
    scored both goals on Wednesday in Argentina's friendly against Ghana;
    the match only included home-based players as it fell outside the FIFA
    international calendar. Higuaín has extraordinarily never played for
    Argentina at senior level - though he was in their Olympic warm-up
    squad last year - and lace at the World Cup.

    Back, too, is Pablo Aimar, still only 29 and now playing in Portugal
    for Benfica. Is he the replacement for Juan Román Riquelme that the
    albicelestes have so desperately lacked over the last year?

    Mercifully, Martin Demichelis is fit again. How they missed his
    presence against Brazil and Paraguay in September, when the Vélez
    Sarsfield central defender Sebastián Domínguez, hardly a player of
    international ability, was disastrously employed. In Emiliano Insúa
    and Fabián Monzón, they at last have some proper left backs which
    should relieve Gabriel Heinze of having to struggle there again.

    Right back has also been a problem of late, with Javier Zanetti no
    longer occupying that position at Inter. Pablo Zabaleta returns from
    injury and should play against Peru.
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