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    Thursday, November 29, 2012
    ****************************************
    LA CRÈME DE LA SCUM
    ***********************************
    If our political leaders in both the Homeland and Diaspora
    saw themselves as we see them,
    they would wither away and die a slow lingering death.
    If they appear to be completely comfortable in their own skin
    it may be because they have a different image of themselves.
    Consider the oligarchs in the Homeland:
    I have every reason to suspect
    they see themselves as honorable gentlemen
    that history has thrust
    into their present position of responsibility
    which they are discharging to the best of their abilities.
    Unlike their predecessors and role models – Stalin
    and his henchmen, among them Mikoyan –
    they are not serial killers,
    and butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths
    or anywhere else for that matter.
    *
    And I can’t help thinking of myself
    when young and brainwashed.
    I saw our bosses, bishops, and benefactors
    in a completely different light.
    Saw? Strike that. Make it,
    I was brainwashed to see;
    and no man can be as blind, deaf and dumb
    as the brainwashed, especially when he is brainwashed to believe
    he is not just smart and patriotic
    but that rarest of all beings:
    an Armenian dedicated to the cause of justice,
    an idealist willing to die for his cause,
    knowing full well that the chances of that happening
    are so remote that it doesn’t even occur to him
    to contemplate the possibility that he may well be
    an orthodox coward whose number once concern is number one.
    Or, as the Turkish saying (probably of Armenian provenance) has it:
    “Among ten men nine are sure to be women.”
    *
    Let us catch up with reality by admitting the inadmissible:
    the Soviet Union and the Levant
    have produced a species of Homo sapiens
    that ought to be a source of embarrassment
    to all men with a minimum sense of decency.
    *
    This may explain why Armenians survive
    only in the Levant and the former USSR.
    Anywhere else they shed their identity and assimilate.
    And they assimilate not because
    of “cultural, economic, and political conditions beyond our control,”
    but because they see the light.
    *
    To those who say there are some things
    that should not be said in public, I say:
    our actions speak louder than words.
    Who we are, what we are and how we behave
    are like a city set on a hill: they can’t be hidden.
    Besides, what I am saying,
    has been said before by far better men than myself.
    I am not here to speak the unspeakable
    but to paraphrase, repeat, and remind readers
    who might as well be advanced cases
    of artificially induced Alzheimer’s.
    #
    Friday, November 30, 2012
    ********************************************
    THE MOST BEASTLY MADNESS
    *******************************************
    When the rich fight it is the poor who die.
    When the old fight it is the young who die.
    When fanatics fight it is the moderates who die.
    When the mighty of this world fight
    it is the powerless who die.
    When the insane die…you may now finish that sentence.
    *
    As for American corporations:
    they don’t fight because they are not people.
    They let African-Americans and Latinos
    do the fighting and dying for them.
    (Romney, you are wrong again!)
    *
    In his Notebooks, Leonardo da Vinci,
    who painted war scenes and invented war machines,
    calls wars “pazzia bestialissima” (the most beastly madness).
    *
    We are told the war of Troy was fought
    because a dickhead raped or fornicated with a floozy.
    WWI was fought because an empty suit
    (or should I say wardrobe)
    was assassinated by a crazy Balkan anarchist.
    World War II was fought because of World War I
    which was meant to end all wars.
    And more recently, consider the wars
    in Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
    Consider the Crusades and the colonial wars
    conducted by the so-called civilized West
    against native tribes in Africa, America, and Australia.
    *
    There is no such thing as a just war.
    Even so-called defensive wars inevitably lead
    to the commission of crimes against humanity,
    such as the deportation or forced exodus
    of innocent civilians which, if not ethnic cleansing,
    might as well be damn close to it.
    *
    As soon as a war is fought
    (won or lost, it makes no difference)
    an entire class of men – from poets and ghazetajis
    to military historians, diplomats, and wheeler-dealers, make it politicians)
    start brainwashing the masses into believing
    “our” side was absolutely right and
    “their” side dead wrong.
    *
    To say with Marx that all wars have an economic reason
    is to cover up the greed of a ruling class
    that has the morality of cannibals
    and the tactics of a pack of wolves.
    #
    Saturday, December 01, 2012
    ********************************************
    CONFESSION
    ***********************
    All dupes pretend to know better.
    I am not casting aspersions.
    I am speaking about myself when young.
    *
    CASTING ASPERSIONS
    *******************************
    I have dealt with enough bosses, bishops, and archbishops,
    also benefactors and their flunkeys and hirelings,
    to know that they think they have reached
    such brilliant, perhaps even unattainable, heights of eminence
    that no one in his right mind would dare to question their integrity,
    of which they have none.
    As for our former and present commissars in the Homeland:
    I would place them in the same category
    as pirates and pickpockets.
    *
    MORE ASPERSIONS
    *****************************
    All careerists are brown-nosers who know instinctively
    whose ass to kiss and whose to kick.
    *
    The 99% are easily duped by the 1%;
    but even the 1% has its 99%.
    *
    With old age comes wisdom.
    Call no Armenian a friend
    until he is dead and buried.
    #

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    • December 2, 2012****************************************** ARE WE OUTNUMBERED?************************************** *When I speak to an Armenian I am never sure if I am speaking to him or to his schoolteacher. I have no use for academics who spin massals and try to convince me that that once upon a time we were a great nation. What I am more interested in is knowing why have we fallen so low? Is military defeat the only reason of our moral and intellectual bankruptcy? If yes, why are we afraid to admit it? Do the bastards outnumber us a thousand to one?*When an Armenian sees the light, it can truly be said of him that he becomes a born again cadaver.*An Armenian philosophical assertion: I am smart, therefore I can pretend to know better.*When I read a writer I want to read someone smarter than I am; and, if not smarter than more ruthless in his treatment of our failings and contradictions. *To all our future critics I say: Don’t you worry about our sensibilities. We can take it. We are tough mothers. We took it from the Turks for 600 years; we can take whatever a scribbler can dish out.#Monday, December 03, 2012**************************************** SHOP TALK******************** You want to survive as a writer in our environment? Kissing ass is not enough. You must also say it smells like roses. You want to be perceived as a patriot? Loving your country is not enough. You must also be subservient to the leadership. Teach yourself to say “Yes, sir!” even when the right answer is “Nuts!” You want to be perceived as wise, tolerant, and virtuous? It is not enough to be these things. You must also make it abundantly clear that you owe everything to the wisdom, tolerance, and virtues of our bosses, bishops, benefactors and their buffoons, namely hirelings, hangers on, flunkeys, and brown-nosers. You want to solve our problems? Pretend we have none. You want to be popular? Convince yourself and others we never had it so good because we are in the best of hands. You want me to explain why I do none of these things and yet I have survived? The answer is I have done all these things, that’s why I speak with some authority on the subject. As for my survival: to die the death of a thousand cuts may also appear as survival up to the 999th cut. You want evidence? Read a history of our literature and may God have mercy on your soul, if there is a God and you have a soul.#Tuesday, December 04, 2012************************************** CAN WE LEARN FROM HISTORY?****************************************** ******** We all know what the Turks did to us. What we need to know now is what we did or failed to do. Relax! I am not trying to assign guilt. I just want to learn from our blunders if only because I don’t want to see them repeated. *We all make mistakes. No use covering them up. To do so in an effort to appear infallible convinces no one. *Where did we go wrong? Was our blind trust in the West justified? Was the Genocide inevitable? Was it our “jagadakir” (written on our forehead)? If yes, why didn’t we see it coming? *Far from being passive victims, we did adopt and implement a policy. Did we have leaders who advocated less passion and more reason? What made us choose passion and reject reason? Who among us would dare to suggest that passion in time of crisis is a better guide to action than reason? *Obviously, as human beings we behaved as human beings, that is to say, prone to error. If we committed errors, let’s name them. We learn nothing by asserting it was all someone else’s fault. Because even as I write these lines history is repeating itself. We are experiencing another genocide – exodus from the Homeland and assimilation in the Diaspora. Do we repeat ourselves by saying we are not to blame because we are doing what must be done?#Wednesday, December 05, 2012***************************************** THE BRAINS & THE BRAINLESS************************************** We now have a generation of brainless political activists who believe they are the brains of the people. If they are the brains of the people, does that mean the people are brainless? What else, may I ask? *Our activists may be smart enough to think they have brains of the people but not smart enough to see the implications of what they are saying. So what else is new? *Another question: How much brains does it take to lead the brainless? Obviously, hardly any. Nothing further your Honor. *You may have noticed that when an Armenian assesses himself as smart, he also gives himself the license to speak and act like a certified moron. *If the people are brainless, it follows they will be stupid enough to believe everything they are told. *Still another question: If our political activists shed their blood for freedom, as they claim to have done, why is it that they are now afraid of free speech? (This final question comes with the compliments of the late Jack Karapetian, a.k.a. Hakop Karapients, distinguished author and broadcaster. *During the last century we have suffered two calamities, the other being an educational system and a press controlled by political activists. This is as true of the Homeland as it is of the Diaspora. We now also have a generation of dupes who believe everything they are told.#

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        Thursday, December 06, 2012************************************* ELIMINATION*********************************** Who is responsible for the present global economic crisis? If you say that’s not an easy question to answer, I say: Nonsense! Let’s proceed by the method of elimination. It wasn’t you and me. It wasn’t plumbers and taxi drivers. It wasn’t the homeless, the poor, and the unemployed. Neither was it the middle classes. That takes care of the 99%. See what I mean?*Who is responsible for the Genocide? That’s an easy one if only because our academics have published a thousand books on the subject.What about the books of their academics? What academics? You mean hirelings of the régime, brown-nosers of the state, Kemalist charlatans. *Who is responsible for the mass exodus from the Homeland or “white massacre”? Surely not the Armenian whose sole aim in life is to work and provide for his family! *Who is responsible for the high rate of assimilation in the Diaspora? That’s an easy one too if you happen to be a brainwashed dupe: “cultural, political, and economic conditions beyond our control.”*Moral I: Don’t believe everything you are told. Moral II: Bastards know how to take care of their own.#Friday, December 07, 2012************************************ INVESTIGATIONS************************ Whenever I say anything remotely critical of Armenians I am accused of hating myself, as if it were the patriotic duty of every Armenian to be a narcissist.*Our problem, our real problem is not assimilation but dehumanization, which may happen in New York City as surely as in Yerevan. *You may have noticed that fund-raisers don’t like speaking about corruption. That would be like biting the goose that lays the golden egg. *We have not beheaded a single king. I consider that to be a serious failing on our part. *National benefactors die disappointed men. Partly their fault. They like to surround themselves with brown-nosers,and after 600 years of subservience to Turks we easily qualify as the best brown-nosers money can buy. I am now paraphrasing one of our elder statesmen, in case you thought I was an investigative reporter. *Investigative reporters cost money. They have expenses. We can’t afford them. We can afford bishops and archbishops by the dozen but not a single investigative reporter. For most of my dissenting view I rely on the wisdom and experience of our elder statesmen (may they rest in peace).#Saturday, December 08, 2012*************************************** INVESTIGATIONS (II)*********************************** Has anyone ever bothered to calculate the millions we could save if we had one cathedral instead of two, or one church instead of four? -- millions with which to feed the hungry and house the homeless? *A cathedral or a church is first and foremost a house of God. We believe in the same God (or in the absence of the same God, if you are an atheist); we read the same Bible; we sing the same hymns or sharagans. We all agree that God is neither a Catholic nor a Protestant, or for that matter, neither an Etchmiadznagan nor an Anteliassagan. *Let’s adopt a gradual approach. Let’s reduce the number of churches to one in which we could have a separate service for each denomination, so that members of one denomination coming in would meet members of the opposition going out, which may give them an opportunity to realize that they are not much different from one another notwithstanding the lies of our dime-a-dozen shit-disturbing propagandists -- if you will forgive my French.*Speaking of lies: I was brought up as a Catholic and I was taught to believe Martin Luther had divided the Church in order to fornicate with a nun. *And speaking of fornication: An Irish Catholic priest to a little girl after Sunday school: “Tell me child, what do you want to be when you grow up?” “A prostitute.” “What did you say?” “A prostitute.” “Thank God for that. I thought you said a Protestant.” *Moral I: To divide a community is almost to commit “white massacre.” Moral II: If we have a single house of God as opposed to four we may cease being a joke in the eyes of the world.#

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        • Sunday, December 09, 2012
          ***************************************
          CHAPTER & VERSE
          *******************************
          Speaking of an elder statesman,
          Puzant Granian (may he rest in peace)
          once said to me:
          “He was so naïve that I once heard him say
          'Churchill does not lie.'"
          There you have it in four words:
          the fallacy of our revolutionaries:
          “The West does not lie.”
          *
          Poor Armenian revolutionaries.
          After 600 years of subservience to a bloodthirsty tyrant
          what did they know about politics and diplomacy –
          that is to say, the real world?
          *
          But the more relevant question to be asked is:
          “What have they learned?”
          And if they have learned nothing,
          can they even lead a dog to the nearest fire hydrant?
          Can they even read and understand
          what they are reading?
          *
          Last Saturday I saw on Armenian television
          another one of our dime-a-dozen elder statesmen
          bragging about our translation of the Bible –
          “the Queen of translations.”
          Instead of bragging he should have asked:
          What have we learned from the Bible?
          Do we read it?
          And if we read it,
          can we understand what it says?
          *
          “When the blind lead the blind
          both shall fall into the ditch.”

          “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”
          “Without vision the people perish.”
          “By their fruits ye shall know them.”
          “Put not your trust in princes.”
          “A fool’s mouth is his destruction.”
          “Can two walk together except they be agreed?”
          “He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool.”
          “The wages of sin is death.”
          And I could go on and on…
          #
          Monday, December 10, 2012
          ***************************************
          LABELS
          ***********************
          After millennia of wars, deportations, abductions,
          rapes, and mixed marriages,
          mankind has been so thoroughly bastardized that
          whenever I am introduced to a fellow Armenian,
          I ask myself: what do I share in common with this fellow?
          And more often than not the answer is “Nothing!”
          His mother tongue and mine may be the same
          but his favorite medium is Russian and mine is English.
          *
          It has been said that if the history of mankind
          were 24 hours long,
          we may be able to trace our ancestry for a few seconds
          or even a minute or two,
          but beyond that it’s Bagratunis and Mamikonians
          (Jews and Chinese respectively).
          *
          If a man does business with Armenians
          or lives in an Armenian neighborhood
          and doesn’t know who and what he is,
          he will identify himself as an Armenian.
          The same applies to Turks, Americans, Australians,
          and in general all other tribes, nations, and empires.
          *
          We are Christians not because Christianity is the best religion
          or it makes more sense than all the others,
          but because that was the only religion we were taught as children.
          *
          The only legitimate and verifiable label I recognize is “human being,”
          and so few qualify. As for Homo sapiens:
          since what we don’t know outweighs what we know a million to one,
          a more accurate label would be Homo ignoramus.
          *
          Speaking for myself:
          I have said this before and it bears repeating:
          on a good day I can trace my ancestry all the way back to my father.
          *
          You have every right to find me unreadable.
          I rate objective judgment above flattery and propaganda.
          #
          Wednesday, December 12, 2012
          **************************************
          LEADERS
          *********************
          My ambition in life:
          to convince my enemies that we have many more reasons
          to be the best of friends.
          (This tactic doesn’t always work with Armenians.)
          *
          Every time you say “Yes, sir!” to a liar,
          you dig a deeper hole for the truth.
          *
          Every time you put your trust on a bad leader,
          you raise another obstacle on the path of a good leader.
          *
          Let others speechify and sermonize about our heroes and martyrs.
          I will continue to write about blunders and their innocent victims.
          *
          It has been said that a competent leader is first and foremost
          a consensus seeker. You may now draw your own conclusions.
          *
          Let’s not fool ourselves:
          our leadership is as keen on divide-and-rule tactics
          as our worst enemies.
          *
          A divided nation is on its way to the devil.
          Only idiots refuse to see this.
          And when idiots are in charge
          the result may be another genocide.
          #
          Wednesday, December 12, 2012
          ******************************************
          LITERATURE & POLITICS
          **********************************
          Reason tells us there is strength in unity.
          It follows; reason has at no time played a central role
          in our political affairs.
          *
          It can truly be said of us that our literature
          has shaped nothing and no one except
          a handful of scribblers, versifiers, daydreamers,
          and mental masturbators.
          *
          What has been the role of our political leaders?
          The answer is and must be that of gravediggers.
          *
          “Let us not deceive ourselves” is a favorite line of mine.
          But even as I write I go on deceiving myself into thinking
          my words may be read, and if read may make a difference.
          *
          I am told I am too extreme and inflexible in my views,
          intolerant of alternative ideas,
          reluctant to engage in dialogue,
          unable to compromise.
          Which raises the question:
          Is compromise possible with charlatans
          who do not even acknowledge your existence?
          Or with wheeler-dealers who have silenced
          far better men than myself?
          Can one negotiate from a position of non-existence?
          *
          So many readers disagree with me that
          whenever on those rare occasions
          someone agrees with me
          my first reaction is to think
          I must have said something wrong.
          *
          Our educational system is at the mercy of dupes of former dupes
          whose most important project is to create
          a new generation of dupes.
          *
          If the Genocide taught us nothing
          it only means that we are unteachable.
          #

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          • Thursday, December 13, 2012**************************************** IF…************* Some of the greatest Irish writers, among them Oscar Wilde, G.B. Shaw, and James Joyce, wrote not in Gaelic but in English. What would have happened if Armenian writers in the Ottoman Empire had written in Turkish? My guess is (one) they would now have many more readers; (two) at least one of them would be a Nobel Prize winner; (three) they would have been translated into many languages; (four) their life and work would have been the subject of numerous biographies and monographs in several languages; and last but not least (5) since half of Turkey is very probably half-Armenian, millions of Armenians would now be identified not as Christian Turks but as Muslim Armenians. *Treason, you say? Listen to James Joyce: “Ireland is the old sow [pig] that eats her farrow [babies].” And if you say Armenians are more civilized than that, I say: Compared to Irish literature, Armenian literature is a nightmare of neglect, degradation, betrayal, exile, and murder.#Friday, December 14, 2012************************************* SLOGANS******************** After the collapse of the USSR, Estonians, Lithuanians, and Latvians were ruthless in their treatment of their Russian citizens. Chechens and Georgians went further and declared war on Russia.We did nothing of the kind on the grounds that we need them more than they need us.*If true it is also true that what we don’t need is their kind of oligarchy, plutocracy, larceny, corruption, and contempt for democracy and human rights, which may be at the root of our exodus or “white massacre.” If you can’t see this clearly it may be because you are capable in thinking only in terms of cheap slogans and recycled enemy propaganda. *Once upon a time we had chic Bolsheviks in America who parroted the Kremlin line “The Russians are our Big Brothers.” The USSR has collapsed, our chic Bolsheviks have been silenced, but Stalin lives. *To the simple-minded who can think only in terms of slogans, how about this one?“Russia, yes. Russian shit, no!”*Have you noticed that the dumbest Armenians are Armenians who have assessed themselves as smart?#Saturday, December 15, 2012*************************************** DIARY**************** In the latest edition of BARTLETT’S FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS I find half a page dedicated to Raymond Chandler. Now that’s what I call progress. On the negative side, there are several pages of T.S. Eliot quotations most of which are neither familiar nor accessible to a layman like me. Armenians are mention only once in a single line – Hitler’s.*On our tombstone I suggest the following inscription: “They tried everything but solidarity.” Or “They refused to learn from their mistakes which they were careful never to acknowledge.”*We have played minor supporting roles on the stage of world history and we have invariably supported our butchers and executioners. *All the political policies we have adopted and implemented have been driven by death wish. What was done to us is only half the story.*Jose Ortega y Gasset must have had us in mind when he said: “A society without an aristocracy, without an elite, is not a society.”*We live in a world where genocide is easier to cover up than murder.#

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            • as i see it

              Sunday, December 16, 2012************************************* ANTI-PROPAGANDA******************************** Kafka in his DIARY: “What have I in common with Jews?” If you have ever asked the same question in reference to your fellow countrymen, welcome to the club. *Biologically speaking, we are as much Christian Turks as they are Muslim Armenians. *An Armenian who says he loves his fellow Armenians is either a liar or William Saroyan. *Michael (GREEN HAT) Arlen put it best when he said to his son Michael (PASSAGE TO ARARAT) Arlen: “Armenians are lovely people but stay away from them.” *An Armenian who hates his fellow Armenians can’t be all bad. *An Armenian doesn’t want to know. He wants to know better for purely one-upmanship reasons. *If ever I go back to writing fiction I will remember to use the line: “I am proud to my Armenian ancestry, said Kurdoglnanian.” *Propaganda moronizes even the smartest. Hence the phenomenon of a smart Armenianwho voices views and opinions worthy of a retard. *In both the Ottoman Empire and the USSR we were brainwashed to believe we lived in the best of all possible worlds. Are things much different in America today? *History does not repeat itself. It stays the same. *My ambition: to say what everybody knows but doesn’t want to admit it.*Beware of good Armenians. Some of my worst enemies are Armenians who think they are better Armenians.#Monday, December 17, 2012*************************************** AS I SEE IT*********************** The homeless, the hungry, the unemployed: let others look after them. We prefer bloodsuckers, thieves, deceivers, and fugitives from justice. *To meet an Armenian is to meet a foreigner. *Kachaturian in music, Zarian in literature. If the first is better known it’s because he wrote dances and lullabies. *If the Turk that resides within us and the Turk who lives in Turkey were to meet, they wouldn’t recognize each other. *No Armenian can be as ignorant as the Armenian who pretends to know all there is to know about Armenians. *We have probably invented and spoken more lies about ourselves than all other nations combined. *Power corrupts. So does weakness. We are a proof of that. *A reader writes: “You don’t know what you are saying. I visited Armenia recently and everybody I met was nice.” Behold the birth of an expert!*Sooner or later all closed systems of thought are perverted. If they preach love, they practice hatred. If they preach peace, they go on the warpath. If they preach love of country,they practice hatred of fellow countrymen.#Tuesday, December 18, 2012************************************ MEMO TO A WRITER****************************** You want to play it safe? Easy! Write about nightingales serenading the moon and the eternal snows of Mt. Ararat. Consider all other subjects as no-man’s land that you enter at your own risk.*For most of my life I could not tell the difference between subservience and respect for authority. I recycled chauvinist crap with a clear conscience. I thought of myself as a future role model and not as a brown-noser and a coward. I trusted my elders. I surrendered my mind and soul to them the way my predecessors trusted theirs to the Sultan and Stalin.*A line worth remembering: “In politics all abstract terms conceal treachery.”*In both capitalism and communism the only thing you really own is your death.#Wednesday, December 19, 2012******************************************** TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY************************************** What I have been trying to explain, without much success it seems, is that unlike tsunamis, hurricanes, and earthquakes our misfortunes were not one-sided affairs. It wasn’t all the Sultan’s or Stalin’s fault. We had something to do with them if only because we didn’t see them coming; or rather, we didn’t want to see them, and “to the blind everything is sudden.” *Until we realize and admit the extent of our contribution to our misfortunes, defeats, and catastrophes we condemn ourselves to understand nothing about the world in which we live, our enemies, and ultimately ourselves. *Is there anything we could have done to prevent any one of our tragedies? Strike that question. Let us ask instead, is there anything we can do today to minimize the damage perpetrated by the “white massacre” (namely, exodus from the Homeland and assimilation in the Diaspora)? Because if there is and so far we have done nothing, it follows we are at the mercy of men who are not just incompetent and corrupt but also our worst enemies. *Speaking of earthquakes: I remember an American pundit saying “Earthquakes don’t kill people, buildings do;” and a Soviet bureaucrat from Moscow (with an Armenian surname) on TV explaining the Earthquake in Armenia with the words: “We don’t control building codes in the republics.” They control every single line published in newspapers and periodicals but not building codes that may kill thousands.#

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              • Saturday, December 22, 2012
                *****************************************
                ON SUBSERVIENCE…
                AMONG OTHER THINGS.
                *************************************
                Subservience is subservience no matter how you slice it.
                It makes no difference whether you are subservient
                to a Turk, Russian, or any one
                of our bosses, bishops, or benefactors.
                The free Armenian who is neither alienated nor assimilated
                is an absurdity, he doesn’t exist,
                he is a fiction of someone fertile imagination.
                An Armenian needs his subservience
                the way others need their freedom.
                *
                To be a good Armenian means
                to recycle the propaganda line
                of a dogmatic ideology, orthodoxy or mafia
                even when the propaganda line happens to be
                no better than verbal vomit.
                *
                “This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship,”
                translated into Armenian reads:
                “This is the beginning of a lifelong feud.”
                *
                To be a Turk to Turks:
                that’s the secret ambition of Armenians
                who are proud to identify themselves as patriotic Armenians.
                *
                As far as I know no Armenian poet has ever written a poem
                titled “To my sweet fellow Armenians.”
                #
                Friday, December 21, 2012
                *************************************
                THE UGLY ARMENIAN
                ***********************************
                If you are an Armenian from the Middle East
                don’t read what follows.
                It may not be flattering to your colossal ego.
                *
                An Armenian from the Middle East
                knows all there is to know about
                Armenians, Turks, Jews, Arabs, and Americans.
                What he doesn’t know can’t be worth knowing.
                He is born to explain, not to understand.
                As a result, on the day he dies
                he will be as ignorant as on the day he was born.
                *
                I have no doubt whatever in my mind
                there are Armenians from the Middle East
                who know their limitations
                but I have yet to meet one.
                *
                One difference between Armenians and Americans is that
                Americans have published a best-selling book
                titled THE UGLY AMERICAN.
                *
                Between a general who is caught in adultery
                and another who burns down and levels
                towns and villages in distant places,
                I am all for dedicating a monument in a city park
                to the fornicator.
                *
                Say yes or no but always leave some room
                for the unknown and the unknowable
                because that’s God’s dwelling place.
                *
                Propaganda flatters, therefore it is wrong.
                As yanks are fond of saying after delivering a cliché,
                “That’s my philosophy.”
                *
                Dogmatic assertions can’t be right
                because they demand not only agreement
                but also subservience.
                *
                At the turn of the last century in the Ottoman Empire
                we were paranoids in reverse – we saw friends everywhere
                but didn’t see the mortal enemy next door.
                #
                Saturday, December 22, 2012
                *******************************************
                WHY I AM AGAINST PATRIOTISM
                *******************************************
                First and foremost because
                some of the worst crimes against humanity
                were committed in the name of patriotism.
                *
                Patriotism means to place more value
                on a fraction of mankind than on mankind as a whole.
                *
                To be a patriot means to trust the judgment and integrity
                of politicians, that is to say, individuals
                that history has exposed again and against
                as habitual and compulsive liars.
                *
                To trust habitual and compulsive liars means
                to abdicate not only one’s responsibility
                but also logic, common sense and decency.
                That is to say, to be not human but subhuman –
                a dupe, a vessel of lies and prejudices whose aim is
                not to enhance life but death.
                *
                To be a patriot means to admit
                our understanding of reality is so limited and defective
                that we need others to tell us what to think and understand
                even when these others are corrupt and incompetent,
                that is to say, no better than the rest of us.
                *
                Patriotism can’t be right if only because
                everybody says my patriotism is better than yours
                and no one has ever said my patriotism is second class
                but yours is first class.
                *
                Speaking as an Armenian I could go on and say
                I have 1,500,000 more reasons but I doubt very much
                if that will convince any one of our patriots
                to give up his patriotism.
                It may even have the opposite effect.
                #

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                • Sunday, December 23, 2012
                  *************************************
                  HISTORY
                  **************************
                  What do we really know about our past
                  and more particularly about the 600 years
                  in the Ottoman Empire
                  that preceded the Genocide?
                  We know that we coexisted with the Turks
                  very much like our concubines in their harems,
                  our janissaries in their armies
                  and our ablest men in their bureaucracy.
                  Our patriarch in Istanbul was the Sultan’s tax collector.
                  We know that some Armenians prospered
                  and others led a subhuman existence
                  very much like the Untouchables in India,
                  the Blacks in America,
                  the serfs in Russia,
                  and the very poor in England
                  (as anyone who has read Dickens knows).
                  What changed was the fact that
                  the children of prosperous Armenians
                  were sent to Europe to complete their education
                  and discovered a new life there.
                  They wanted more freedom and power
                  and were encouraged in their ambition by the West.
                  Our teenagers confused Europe’s verbal support
                  with military intervention and that was a fatal error
                  for which the people paid dearly.
                  Our revolutionaries were our “best and brightest”
                  very much like “the best and brightest” who justified
                  the American involvement in Vietnam.
                  With one important difference.
                  Whereas the Yanks are smart enough and secure enough
                  to admit their blunders (see McNamara’s memoirs on the subject)
                  we are too self-righteous, stubborn, and dogmatic to do so.
                  As a result the offspring of our revolutionaries
                  (or should I say blunderers) continue to portray themselves
                  as dedicated patriots who can do no wrong –
                  very much like their counterparts,
                  the Kemalists, in Turkey.
                  #
                  Monday, December 24, 2012
                  *******************************************
                  REALITY
                  ******************
                  Reality is too big and complex a concept
                  to be grasped by a single mind, or, for that matter,
                  a single school of thought, ideology, religion,
                  political party or propaganda line.
                  *
                  After thousands of years of philosophical speculation
                  and scientific research we can’t even answer
                  the simplest of all questions – such as,
                  why things exist.
                  *
                  When one or both sides assert Truth or God
                  is on their side, paralysis is sure to follow.
                  The problem with Armenians and Turks is that
                  both their educational systems are politically controlled;
                  and when dupes meet
                  they can only parrot a propaganda line,
                  and two divergent propaganda lines can never meet.
                  #
                  Tuesday, December 25, 2012
                  *****************************************
                  HUMBUG
                  ********************
                  He who says we need solutions to our problems
                  is a humbugger engaged in humbuggery.
                  You want solutions?
                  Read our writers beginning with Khorenatsi’s LAMENTATION.
                  You want the kind of leader who will guide us
                  out of the mess we are in?
                  Read philosophers from Plato to Sartre.
                  Even better, read the Scriptures
                  where you may even find a self-portrait.
                  *
                  “Fools despise wisdom and instruction.”
                  *
                  “Like a dog that returns to his vomit
                  is a fool that repeats his folly.”
                  *
                  “Do you see a man who is wise in his own eyes?
                  There is more hope for a fool than for him.”
                  *
                  “He who despises the word will die.”
                  *
                  “A poor man is better than a liar.”
                  *
                  “Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity
                  than a man who is perverse in speech and is a fool.”
                  *
                  “A fool’s mouth is his ruin,
                  and his lips are a snare to himself.”
                  *
                  “He who states his case first seems right,
                  until the other comes and [cross-] examines him.”
                  *
                  “No respect is shown to the elders.
                  Woe to us, for we have sinned!
                  For this our heart has become sick,
                  and our eyes have grown dim.”
                  *
                  Dim?
                  Make it blind.
                  And when the blind lead the blind…”
                  So much for our bosses, bishops, benefactors
                  and their dupes
                  who believe we are in the best of hands.
                  #
                  Wednesday, December 26, 2012
                  ******************************************
                  ON REVOLUTION
                  ********************************
                  The French Revolution succeeded
                  because it was an essentially French affair –
                  French citizens against a French king.
                  The Russian Revolution succeeded for similar reasons.
                  The American Revolution succeeded
                  because it was a WASP uprising
                  against a distant WASP monarch.
                  Our revolution failed because we made demands
                  on an alien despot who was the political
                  as well as religious head of a disintergating empire.
                  *
                  To use the words of one of elder statesmen,
                  we weren’t just “a frog trying to rape an elephant,”
                  we were “infidel dogs” trying to f*ck “a wounded tiger.”
                  To paraphrase Voltaire,
                  and because it was a religious
                  as well as apolitical confrontation,
                  there were very few survivors.
                  *
                  This was clearly seen by foreign observers, diplomats,
                  and missionaries as well as our own bureaucrats
                  within the Ottoman administration,
                  but our revolutionaries chose to ignore their warnings.
                  *
                  But perhaps the most important difference
                  between our revolution and the others mentioned above
                  is the fact that ours was not a popular uprising;
                  but the uprising of a non-representative minority
                  within an ethnic minority --
                  in view of the fact that most Armenians within the Empire
                  were illiterate and lacked political awareness.
                  *
                  For more on this subject see
                  Pars Tuglaci, THE ROLE OF THE DADIAN FAMILY
                  IN OTTOMAN, SOCIAL, ECONOMIC, AND POLITICAL LIFE (Istanbul, 1993),
                  and my DEFINITIONS: A CRITICAL COMPANION
                  TO ARMENIAN HISTORY AND CULTURE (Kitchener, 1998).
                  #
                  Thursday, December 27, 2012
                  ****************************************
                  YESTERDAY & TODAY
                  ******************************
                  In America, yesterday’s hippies have become
                  today’s bankers and CEOs.
                  Something similar has happened to our revolutionaries:
                  yesterday’s idealists have become today’s businessmen.
                  *
                  “America’s business is business,”
                  a famous American once said.
                  More recently an even more famous American
                  (President John F. Kennedy) called businessmen sons of bitches.
                  The full quotation reads:
                  “My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches
                  but I never believed it till now.”
                  (See BARTLETT’S FAMILIAR QUOTATIONS, 2012 edition, page 786.)
                  *
                  One of our elder statesmen from the Middle East once told me:
                  Whenever the old revolutionaries met
                  with their younger counterparts,
                  they (the old) were treated liked losers and figures of fun.
                  *
                  Until our music and architecture acquire
                  the purity and universality of their medieval ancestors,
                  I will continue to think of Armenians
                  as Levantinized and Sovietized mongrels
                  or “Oreo” Armenians – that is,
                  Armenians on the outside,
                  Arabs, Turks, Russians, and Yanks on the inside.
                  *
                  Don’t think of honesty as a finished product
                  but as a work in progress – as a goal towards which
                  we either advance or retreat.
                  And so far I see nothing but retreat.
                  #

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                  • 2 G/s

                    Friday, December 28, 2012

                    ********************************************

                    TO MY SWEET FELLOW ARMENIANS

                    ************************************************** ***

                    To how many of my fellow countrymen I could say:

                    “You are Armenian.

                    I am Armenian.

                    Therefore we have nothing in common.”

                    *

                    After Obama won the election

                    a young woman in the South was so angry that

                    when she found out her husband had not voted,

                    she ran him over with her SUV.”

                    My first thought on reading this story in my morning paper:

                    “She must have had some Armenian blood in her veins.”

                    Or, as Turgenev (who despised Dostoevky) would say,

                    “Straight out of Dostoevsky.”

                    *

                    Another story told by a Canadian-Armenian woman:

                    “I once met two elegantly dressed ladies in a supermarket

                    speaking Armenian. I approached them and said in Armenian:

                    ‘You are Armenian?’ They immediately took a step backward

                    as if I were suffering from a contagious disease.”

                    And I remember to have thought:

                    They must have been from the Middle East,

                    who knew instinctively there is no such thing

                    as a friendly Armenian without ulterior motives.

                    *

                    Sometimes I am told I am consistently negative

                    about my fellow Armenians.

                    Others tell me I should write more like Saroyan

                    who despised his wife (whom he married twice)

                    and both his children.

                    #

                    Saturday, December 29, 2012

                    ****************************************

                    TWO GENOCIDES

                    ******************************

                    There are two genocides in our past

                    and the first one lasted 600 years

                    during which they re-created us in their own image.

                    I repeat, there are two genocides –

                    the remembered one and the unremembered or ignored one.

                    The documented and exposed one,

                    and the covered up and forgotten.

                    *

                    There is an entire library of material on the second genocide;

                    not even a whisper on the first.

                    No one can be as blind as the man who refuses to see.

                    Our blindness is a self-induced condition.

                    It is a blindness planned, organized, and implemented

                    by the pornography of our own phony patriotism and propaganda.

                    *

                    If we refuse to see the obvious

                    it’s because we are as guilty as the perpetrators.

                    We did not shape our history.

                    History shaped us.

                    And what shaped us more than any event or factor

                    is 600 years of subservience.

                    *

                    Nothing degrades and corrupts a man more

                    than subservience to a morally corrupt power.

                    Such subservience is worse than suicide.

                    In suicide only the body is killed.

                    In subservience, the spirit.

                    *

                    In the second genocide only our bodies were slaughtered.

                    In the first, our spirit.

                    Turks re-created us in their own image as surely

                    as God is said to have created us in His.

                    *

                    The 11th Commandment should read:

                    “Thou shalt not be subservient to any man.”

                    The Turks have programmed us to hate our fellow Armenians.

                    The massacre continues.

                    #

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                    • Sunday, December 30, 2012
                      ***************************************
                      IN BRIEF
                      ******************
                      A party of truth cannot survive
                      Without a big lie.
                      *
                      If you can’t throw the bums out
                      you can change nothing.
                      *
                      If the Pope is a crook
                      can his bishops be honest men?
                      *
                      As long as we remain divided
                      the Sultan continues to rule.
                      *
                      We agree only on one thing,
                      to remain divided.
                      *
                      Turks conquered Armenia
                      not after winning a war
                      but after we lost many small battles.
                      *
                      A member of a party is like a dog
                      who knows his master
                      but not his master’s master.
                      *
                      A religious leader
                      is a religious leader
                      regardless of belief system.
                      A politician is a politician
                      regardless of nationality.
                      Believe nothing they say.
                      #
                      Wednesday, January 02, 2013
                      ****************************************
                      AS I SEE IT
                      ******************************
                      Never underestimate the cunning of your adversary
                      especially if you have been moronized into thinking
                      you are smart.
                      *
                      I rate understanding above hating the enemy.
                      I believe the more we understand
                      the closer we get to God,
                      including the God who stood by and did nothing
                      to stop the massacre of the innocent.
                      *
                      We have been shaped by our mountains and valleys,
                      and where there are no mountains we raise them;
                      and where there are no valleys, we dig them.
                      *
                      Let Americans speak of the American dream;
                      we can only speak of the nightmares we must avoid.
                      *
                      Teach yourself to say and repeat:
                      God did not make me a dupe;
                      I chose to be one.
                      *
                      In politics a whore has a better chance to succeed than a virgin.
                      A bordello madam would make an ideal candidate.
                      #
                      Tuesday, January 01, 2013
                      ************************************
                      BON APPETIT
                      ******************************
                      Let the world celebrate the New Year;
                      I have more important fish to fry –
                      and today I propose to fry our revolutionaries.
                      *
                      When revolutionaries become politicians
                      they turn into cannibals.
                      This is what happened in France;
                      this is what happened in Russia;
                      and this is what’s happening with us.
                      Hence Zarian’s dictum:
                      “Armenians survive by cannibalizing one another.
                      *
                      Among Armenians it is impossible to be
                      a member of a political party
                      without being a moronized fanatic.
                      There are so many lies to swallow
                      and so many blunders to cover up!
                      *
                      Consider the Ottoman Bank caper as a case in point.
                      As a child I was brainwashed to believe
                      it was a major coup even though our “heroes” survived
                      and the people paid a heavy price –
                      as many as 4000 innocent civilians (some say 6000)
                      were brutally massacred in retaliation.
                      *
                      I was led to believe it was a major success
                      because the whole world learned about our plight.
                      In other words, it was a success as a publicity stunt.
                      We raised the consciousness of the world.
                      And what did the world do
                      in the catastrophe that followed?
                      Nothing!
                      What is the world doing today a hundred years later?
                      Even President Obama is afraid to use the “G” word.
                      Some success!
                      Some publicity stunt!
                      #
                      Wednesday, January 02, 2013
                      **************************************
                      “AGHBER”
                      ******************************
                      “You are a disgrace to the nation.”
                      “Was your grandmother a Turkish whore?”
                      “Why are you single? Are you a homosexual?”
                      “How much are they paying you to write as you do?”
                      “You are full of shit, Baliozoglu!”
                      “You are a tavajan.”
                      “Nobody reads you any more. So why don’t you shut up?”
                      “Nobody gives a damn what you think.”
                      “You call yourself an Armenian?”
                      *
                      No! As a matter of fact I don’t.
                      I do my utmost to avoid labels.
                      First and foremost I identify myself
                      as a human being,
                      and I consider all other identifications
                      accidents of history.
                      Let others use them like flags
                      with which to cover their nakedness.
                      #

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                      • Thursday, January 03, 2013

                        *****************************************

                        CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE

                        **************************************

                        Turks read and quote me?

                        Let them!

                        I refuse to join a conspiracy of silence

                        by writing about “nightingales serenading

                        the moon and the stars” (Leo).

                        *

                        If we are the mercy of “Turks who speak Armenian fluently,”

                        (according to one of our elder statesmen)

                        who will benefit by my silence?

                        If we are experiencing another genocide (“sbidak chart”) –

                        that is to say, exodus from the Homeland

                        and assimilation in the Diaspora –

                        will my silence slow down or accelerate the process?

                        If in the eyes of our “betters”

                        we are no better than garbage (“aghber”) and “shits,”

                        I see nothing questionable in pointing out the fact that,

                        very much like the rest of us,

                        they could be wrong.

                        *

                        If the Turks know us better than we know ourselves –

                        after all, it was they who initiated and implemented

                        a policy of “divide and rule” --

                        what’s new in what I have been saying?

                        *

                        I don’t adjust what I think and write

                        to please this or that imaginary audience.

                        I deal with facts.

                        I deal with reality.

                        I don’t control reality.

                        I try to understand it.

                        *

                        When told to give them hell,

                        Truman is quoted as having said:

                        “I don’t do that. I speak the truth

                        and they think they are in hell.”

                        If that’s good enough for an American presidential candidate,

                        it ought to be good enough for a minor Armenian scribbler.

                        *

                        Covering up the blunders of our political and religious leaders

                        has nothing to do with patriotism

                        and everything to do with subservience and cowardice.

                        #

                        Friday, January 04, 2013

                        **************************************

                        THROW THE BUMS OUT

                        *********************************

                        People don’t divide themselves; leaders do –

                        political leaders in cahoots with religious leaders;

                        bosses and bishops.

                        and what motivates them is not love of God or Truth

                        but lust for power.

                        *

                        They say they divide us in the name of dogmas

                        that are far more important

                        than the survival of the nation

                        and the welfare of the people.

                        If you believe that

                        you will believe anything.

                        *

                        All politicians are compulsive and habitual liars

                        who promise heaven and deliver hell.

                        Only the brainwashed take them seriously

                        and a brainwashed Armenian is a moronized dupe

                        who believes he cannot be fooled

                        because he is smart.

                        Smart when it comes to selling Oriental rugs, maybe;

                        but a damn fool when it comes to politics, certainly!

                        *

                        To divide and undermine the integrity of the nation

                        is enemy action, therefore treason.

                        *

                        The ideal dupe is a child that cannot yet think for himself.

                        Hence schools run by political parties

                        on the theory that once brainwashed always a dupe.

                        There it is, an outline of our central problem.

                        The solution is obvious

                        and if you can’t see it it’s because you have been “educated”

                        to be blind. And when “the blind lead the blind

                        both shall fall into the ditch.”

                        #

                        Saturday, January 05, 2013

                        ************************************

                        ON PROPAGANDA

                        *******************************

                        Propaganda dehumanizes as well as

                        moronizes its dupes.

                        *

                        The difference between someone

                        who thinks for himself

                        and another who recycles propaganda is that

                        the first is a human being, therefore fallible,

                        and the second is a parrot

                        who has no conception of right and wrong

                        and is therefore infallible.

                        I speak from experience.

                        I was brought up as a parrot

                        and remained one for most of my life.

                        *

                        One way to tell the difference

                        between a parrot and a human being

                        is by their vocabulary.

                        Parrots read from the same script,

                        deliver the same line,

                        and use similar phrases, expressions and verbal formulas,

                        one of them being:

                        “We owe our continued existence

                        to our heroic freedom fighters;

                        if it weren’t for them

                        there would be no Armenia today.”

                        *

                        Our Stalinists could say the same thing

                        with one significant difference.

                        Whereas we know 350,000 Armenian boys died

                        during World War II fighting the Germans,

                        we have no idea how many freedom fighters died

                        in World War I.

                        If that is a state secret

                        there must be a good reason for it.

                        What is the reason?

                        I ask because I don’t know.

                        As always I have more questions than answers.

                        *

                        Why is it that we know the number of innocent civilians

                        that were slaughtered in 1915

                        but we don’t know the number of our heroes that fell?

                        *

                        In the Ottoman Bank caper

                        about a dozen heroes took part

                        and about four perished;

                        we also know that about 4000 (some say 6000)

                        innocent civilians were slaughtered in retaliation.

                        The ratio here is 1000 civilians to one freedom fighter.

                        Next question: does this ratio hold true

                        for the next chapter of our history?

                        Again I have more questions than answers

                        and as always I look forward to being enlightened.

                        #

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                        • Thursday, January 10, 2013
                          ****************************************
                          SURVIVORS
                          ************************
                          To understand history
                          you must first understand the history of historians
                          and their criteria for selecting facts.
                          *
                          The Ottoman Empire on the eve of its collapse:
                          a regime of degenerate sultans,
                          ruthless bloodthirsty buggers
                          clinging to power by massacring innocent civilians
                          by the thousand.
                          Can you imagine anything more repulsive? –
                          except perhaps a regime of former KGB agents.
                          *
                          It is to be noted that sultans were both
                          political as well as religious leaders --
                          the equivalent of emperors and popes.
                          My question is:
                          why would a religious leader need a harem
                          of a thousand concubines most of them,
                          like himself, the offspring of “infidel dogs"?
                          *
                          The hardest thing in the world:
                          to be an Armenian without making enemies.
                          The easiest: to make enemies –
                          enemies who have no interest in understanding
                          what you are saying and why you are saying it.
                          What they hate more than anything else, it seems,
                          is your right to say what you think.
                          *
                          We fool ourselves when we say we are survivors.
                          The real survivors are the Sultan and Stalin.
                          #
                          Friday, January 11, 2013
                          ************************************
                          NATIONAL HONOR
                          *******************************
                          When was the last time any one of our former KGB agents in the Homeland
                          and merchants in the Diaspora dared to utter the words “national honor”?
                          *
                          Thomas Jefferson: “Merchants have no country.
                          The mere spot they stand on
                          does not constitute so strong an attachment
                          as that from which they draw their gains.”
                          *
                          Now listen to our Raffi
                          saying the same thing with fewer words:
                          “Merchants are men without a country.
                          Profit is their only homeland.”
                          *
                          Instead of Goya Aivazovsky;
                          and instead of Shostakovich, Khachatourian.
                          *
                          Goethe: “Nothing is more terrible
                          than ignorance in action.”
                          *
                          If I am a second-rater it may be because
                          our first-raters have been systematically silenced
                          by KGB agents and merchants.
                          Armenian literature has been an endless war on two friends.
                          *
                          They don’t like what I say
                          because I don’t write what they think.
                          They think?
                          Strike that.
                          Make it, “they think they think.”
                          *
                          They resent me because I refuse to behave
                          like their unpaid secretary
                          taking down their unspoken words.
                          *
                          An American on America,
                          a Russian on Russia,
                          a German on Germany:
                          Don’t expect to hear the truth unless of course
                          they are dissidents:
                          Thoreau, Solzhenitsyn, Thomas Mann.
                          #
                          Saturday, January 12, 2013
                          ************************************
                          FASCISTS
                          ********************
                          When Hitler lost World War II
                          he blamed it on the German people.
                          That’s the way it is with all fascists –
                          they never make mistakes.
                          *
                          When Romney lost the election
                          he at no time blamed it on his ineptitude
                          and verbal blunders.
                          *
                          To this day our own revolutionaries expect us to believe
                          their operation was a success even if the patient died.
                          *
                          Turks worship Kemal and they have every right to:
                          after degenerate sultans any half-assed boozer and fornicator
                          would be seen as a great statesman worthy of universal adulation.
                          *
                          The common language of all political leaders is the same –
                          propaganda, based on the assumption that
                          the masses are so dumb that they will believe
                          anything they are told.
                          *
                          To this day Jews believe they are the Chosen;
                          Brits believe they were born to civilize the rest of the world;
                          and Armenians believe they are smart.
                          *
                          Speaking for myself:
                          I believe only idiots fall for a propaganda line
                          that flatters their vanity.
                          On the day this is understood,
                          mankind will be born again.
                          #

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                            Sunday, January 13, 2013
                            ***********************************
                            ACTION
                            *********************
                            We didn’t have to rise against the Sultan
                            to topple him: the Young Turks were going to do that for us.
                            As for the Young Turks:
                            Kemal was going to deal with them
                            in his own time.
                            And Kemal had his own nemesis and killer: booze.
                            *
                            We were wrong again when more recently
                            we adopted Palestinians as our role models
                            and engaged in random acts of assassination.
                            *
                            When I say “we” I don’t mean the majority of the people
                            who after long centuries of subservience under brutal tyrants
                            learned to wait, but a non-representative group
                            of self-appointed “freedom fighters”
                            (in their own version of the story)
                            and terrorists (as others, not all of them odar, saw them).
                            *
                            For once history was on our side
                            but we were too blind to see it;
                            and “when the blind lead the blind…”
                            *
                            Moral: Sometimes inaction is the best action.
                            *
                            Moral II: “Nothing can be as terrible
                            as ignorance in action.”
                            #
                            Monday, January 14, 2013
                            **************************************
                            RECAPITULATING
                            *******************************
                            In politics and diplomacy
                            objective judgment is better than emotional involvement.
                            The Brits are right: there are no friends and enemies in politics;
                            only interests.
                            *
                            Anger is a short madness.
                            So is hatred and in general all emotions
                            that cloud and distort one’s judgment.
                            *
                            There are two kinds of leaders:
                            the competent and the incompetent.
                            Avedik Issahakian is right:
                            we have been cursed with earthquakes,
                            a bad neighborhood, and fools as leaders.
                            *
                            The astonishing ease with which a fool
                            will convince himself or
                            allow himself to be brainwashed to believe
                            he is smart.
                            *
                            Memo to our leaders:
                            Unless you study history and learn from your blunders,
                            you will be a curse not a blessing to you nation.
                            *
                            Our enemies, our real enemies are
                            neither Turks nor Russians
                            but Ottomanized and Sovietized Armenians.
                            *
                            Q: The brainwashed: are they men or apes?
                            A: Apes who speak like parrots.
                            *
                            In an article dealing with the leadership
                            of native Indians in Canada I read the following words
                            in this morning’s paper:
                            “mismanagement, misappropriation, incompetence
                            and poor accountability.”
                            Poor Indians.
                            Poor Armenians.
                            #
                            Tuesday, January 15, 2013
                            *****************************************
                            CALLING A SPADE A SPADE
                            ***********************************
                            All power structures engage in propaganda,
                            including the Catholic Church.
                            As a child I once met Cardinal Aghajanian
                            who handled Vatican’s propaganda department–
                            identified as “propagation of the faith.”
                            He was a sweet old man,
                            all smiles and small talk.
                            *
                            The aim of propaganda is to legitimize
                            political gangsterism
                            by moronizing the masses.
                            Like all Armenians I have been exposed
                            to my share of speechifiers
                            who engaged in partisan propaganda.
                            It didn’t even occur to me to question their integrity.
                            *
                            Propaganda and commercial advertising
                            might as well be twins.
                            The aim of advertising is to sell more products
                            by emphasizing the positive
                            and covering up the negative, like cancer in tobacco.
                            *
                            The hidden aim of political propaganda
                            is to raise another generation of killers.
                            *
                            Dupes of propaganda come in all sizes and shapes,
                            including highly intelligent men with impeccable credentials.
                            Two cases from the Vietnam era that come readily to mind:
                            George Romney (a governor as well as a presidential candidate,
                            very much like his son Mitt)
                            and Robert McNamara,
                            one of Kennedy’s “best and brightest.”
                            Romney admitted publicly to have been “brainwashed” (his word)
                            and McNamara acknowledged his blunder in his war memoirs.
                            *
                            Remember, no one can claim a monopoly on truth.
                            If you want to be born again as a human being
                            as opposed to a moronized dupe,
                            reassess periodically your fundamental assumptions
                            and the dogmas of your belief system.
                            #
                            Wednesday, January 16, 2013
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                            STATUS QUO
                            *************************
                            Three generations of our ablest men
                            have lived and died trying to solve our problems.
                            Result? We now have a generation of dupes
                            who believe we never had it so good
                            because we are in the best of hands
                            and that our greatest problem
                            is a handful of malcontents
                            whose sole aim in life is to promote gloom and doom,
                            pessimism, negativism, and defeatism.
                            *
                            And then there are the brainless who think
                            (if you will forgive the overstatement)
                            just because they have a computer
                            they are also entitled to have an opinion.
                            Or, in the words of an eminent Canadian poet
                            (may the Good Lord have mercy on his soul)
                            “just because they have an asshole,
                            they must also have an opinion.”
                            *
                            To say we are free to subscribe to a belief system
                            of our own choice even when it is a false one
                            is like saying we are free to choose slavery.
                            Or again, if I believe my lie to be the truth,
                            no one is in a position to tell me otherwise
                            because I know what’s best for myself.
                            *
                            When this kind of mentality because the dominant mindset,
                            genocide becomes not a possibility but a certainty.
                            *
                            When on the eve of the Genocide Zohrab warned
                            “This time they will slaughter us indiscriminately,”
                            they said “Zohrab effendi is exaggerating,”
                            thus implying they knew better.
                            What has changed?
                            #

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                            • phobia

                              Thursday, January 17, 2013

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                              PHOBIA

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                              Because I am against divisions and dividers

                              on the grounds that “a house divided against itself cannot stand,”

                              I am identified by some readers as an enemy

                              motivated by “self-hatred.”

                              The true aim of these “critics” is not to expose

                              contradictions or inconsistencies in what I say

                              but to discharge verbal manure –

                              in the words of one such critic from the Homeland:

                              “You are full of shit, Baliozoglu!”

                              *

                              The fact is, our dividers divide us

                              not because they think divisions are good for us

                              or because they believe in unassailable or infallible dogmas

                              but because that’s how they make a living.

                              Divisions are their bread and butter

                              in addition to being their sole source of power and prestige.

                              To attack their source of income

                              or to expose them as charlatans,

                              as they see me doing

                              is almost to condemn them to starvation.

                              *

                              If the “starving Armenian” is a cliché,

                              fear of starvation must be a phobia

                              shared by all dividers who must know

                              they can’t fool all the people all the time

                              and anyone who can think for himself

                              will sooner or later identify them

                              not as the saviors of the nation

                              but as its gravediggers.

                              #

                              Friday, January 18, 2013

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                              EXTRAPOLATING

                              **********************************

                              Our situation is not as bad as I have been describing it.

                              It’s much worse!

                              If for a hundred years after our genocide

                              we have failed to develop a consensus,

                              can we even dare to hope that some day

                              jihadists will come to terms with infidel dogs?

                              *

                              We live in a world where everyone thinks

                              everyone else has been brainwashed

                              and is therefore subhuman and beyond salvation.

                              In such an environment World War III,

                              that is to say, universal genocide becomes inevitable.

                              This is now as clear to me as daylight.

                              What is the solution?

                              There is none!

                              *

                              When the brainwashed meet the brainwashed

                              there can be no dialogue, compromise, and consensus.

                              And when Armenian meets Armenian –

                              you may now draw your own conclusions.

                              The verdict “mart bidi ch’ellank” applies to all mankind

                              and by the time our superpatriots realize

                              we are only a minor footnote in an unwritten text

                              it will is too late.

                              *

                              In a sense, a man of faith who believes in the next world

                              has already committed murder and suicide

                              in the name of a dehumanized god

                              that rules over a dehumanized mankind.

                              *

                              There is a 1952 French film titled

                              NOUS SOMMES TOUS DES ASSASSINS (We are all assassins).

                              If I remember correctly it dealt with the French Revolution

                              on one level and World War II on another.

                              I know now that it deals with the world in which we live.

                              #

                              Thursday, January 17, 2013

                              **************************************

                              PHOBIA

                              **************************

                              Because I am against divisions and dividers

                              on the grounds that “a house divided against itself cannot stand,”

                              I am identified by some readers as an enemy

                              motivated by “self-hatred.”

                              The true aim of these “critics” is not to expose

                              contradictions or inconsistencies in what I say

                              but to discharge verbal manure –

                              in the words of one such critic from the Homeland:

                              “You are full of shit, Baliozoglu!”

                              *

                              The fact is, our dividers divide us

                              not because they think divisions are good for us

                              or because they believe in unassailable or infallible dogmas

                              but because that’s how they make a living.

                              Divisions are their bread and butter

                              in addition to being their sole source of power and prestige.

                              To attack their source of income

                              or to expose them as charlatans,

                              as they see me doing

                              is almost to condemn them to starvation.

                              *

                              If the “starving Armenian” is a cliché,

                              fear of starvation must be a phobia

                              shared by all dividers who must know

                              they can’t fool all the people all the time

                              and anyone who can think for himself

                              will sooner or later identify them

                              not as the saviors of the nation

                              but as its gravediggers.

                              #

                              Friday, January 18, 2013

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                              EXTRAPOLATING

                              **********************************

                              Our situation is not as bad as I have been describing it.

                              It’s much worse!

                              If for a hundred years after our genocide

                              we have failed to develop a consensus,

                              can we even dare to hope that some day

                              jihadists will come to terms with infidel dogs?

                              *

                              We live in a world where everyone thinks

                              everyone else has been brainwashed

                              and is therefore subhuman and beyond salvation.

                              In such an environment World War III,

                              that is to say, universal genocide becomes inevitable.

                              This is now as clear to me as daylight.

                              What is the solution?

                              There is none!

                              *

                              When the brainwashed meet the brainwashed

                              there can be no dialogue, compromise, and consensus.

                              And when Armenian meets Armenian –

                              you may now draw your own conclusions.

                              The verdict “mart bidi ch’ellank” applies to all mankind

                              and by the time our superpatriots realize

                              we are only a minor footnote in an unwritten text

                              it will is too late.

                              *

                              In a sense, a man of faith who believes in the next world

                              has already committed murder and suicide

                              in the name of a dehumanized god

                              that rules over a dehumanized mankind.

                              *

                              There is a 1952 French film titled

                              NOUS SOMMES TOUS DES ASSASSINS (We are all assassins).

                              If I remember correctly it dealt with the French Revolution

                              on one level and World War II on another.

                              I know now that it deals with the world in which we live.

                              #

                              Saturday, January 19, 2013

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                              NOTES & COMMENTS

                              *****************************

                              The shortest list in the world,

                              that of Armenian statesmen.

                              *

                              The least quoted document in the world:

                              the Armenian Constitution.

                              Speaking for myself,

                              I don’t even know if it has a single Amendment.

                              *

                              How many Armenians?

                              Hard to say.

                              What if most Armenians are ashamed

                              to identify themselves as Armenian?

                              *

                              More often than not Armenian readers disagree

                              less with my ideas and more with my right to think.

                              *

                              Where there is too much propaganda

                              there will be too little free speech.

                              *

                              Silence reason and usher in insanity.

                              Silence dissent and tyranny is sure to follow.

                              *

                              An Armenian is a white Negro to another Armenian.

                              *

                              Some of my readers want me to write

                              about the eternal snows of Mt. Ararat

                              and nightingales serenading the moon

                              so that they can safely ignore me.

                              *

                              Two recent books of great photographs:

                              KARSH: BEYOND THE CAMERA,

                              Selected with an Introduction and Commentary

                              by David Trevis,

                              and

                              KALOUST: RETROSPECTIVE (Toronto Hamazkayin Armenian Educational and Cultural Society).

                              #

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                              • Sunday, January 20, 2013
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                                LIFE AND LITERATURE
                                **********************************
                                Sartre is right.
                                Literature saves no one.
                                As a boy I entertained messianic ambitions.
                                I know now that I cannot even make
                                a discernible contribution to its salvation.
                                *
                                All I have been doing so far is
                                drop a tiny pebble – or is it a feather – in the ocean
                                of our millennial literature.
                                *
                                Compared to the sum total of my predecessors –
                                from Khorenatsi to Naregatsi and from Abovian to Zarian –
                                I am nothing.
                                If they made no difference,
                                can I ever hope to do any better?
                                *
                                Why do I go on writing?
                                The only answer I can come up with is,
                                to kill time and in the process
                                to make a handful of friends
                                who see things as I do.
                                *
                                The human body consists of billions of tiny particles
                                working in harmony.
                                There is life after death provided
                                we don’t identify life as consciousness.
                                *
                                How much of “me” is in the cosmos?
                                Or rather, how much of the cosmos is within me?
                                Everything except my consciousness.
                                If asleep I keep only a fraction of my subconscious
                                (namely, the part that dreams)
                                dead I keep nothing
                                or the same degree of awareness before I was born.
                                *
                                Eternity exists but not as “I”
                                but as something entirely different.
                                How different?
                                We will have the answer to that question
                                only after we die.
                                #
                                Wednesday, January 23, 2013
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                                PARANOIA
                                **********************
                                For repeating what far better men than myself have said
                                in their effort to solve our problems
                                I am described as a pro-Turkish enemy.
                                *
                                They say nations have the leadership they deserve.
                                No one deserves our leaders except perhaps Turks.
                                *
                                Propaganda is the opium of the people.
                                *
                                Where the dominant mindset is shaped by propaganda,
                                there can be no progress, only gradual decline.
                                *
                                What a book one could write titled:
                                ARMENIANS: SLAVES, VICTIMS, DUPES.
                                *
                                To be infatuated with one’s own prejudices
                                is like compounding a felony.
                                *
                                The history of our literature is clear on this point:
                                We don’t hate those who deceive us,
                                only those who try to enlighten us.
                                #
                                Tuesday, January 22, 2013
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                                REFLECTIONS
                                ****************************
                                There is nothing wrong in saying you were wrong.
                                It means you are willing to move in the right direction.
                                *
                                An unspoken Armenian motto:
                                “If you cannot reason, make a noise.”
                                *
                                A verbal avalanche is not always a valid counter-argument.
                                *
                                Depth and a facility with words
                                are mutually exclusive concepts.
                                *
                                In our environment the more arguments you win
                                the more enemies you make – enemies who will call you
                                pro-Turkish because they cannot think of a worst insult.
                                *
                                We owe all wars and massacres
                                to the propaganda of the 1%.
                                #
                                Wednesday, January 23, 2013
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                                AS I SEE IT
                                ************************
                                If I believe in the absence of God
                                I must also believe in His presence elsewhere.
                                *
                                In an environment where belief in propaganda is the norm,
                                criticism of propaganda will be seen as a capital offense.
                                *
                                When I said I had been a dupe most of my life,
                                a reader demanded: “How do you know you are not one today?”
                                I don’t, and the moment you help me unmask my deceiver
                                I may have a better chance to see the light.
                                *
                                The true atheist is not he who denies His existence
                                but he who speaks in His name.
                                *
                                Dupes come in all sizes and shapes.
                                In the latest issue of PARIS-MATCH I read the following headline:
                                “Even Steve Jobs, creator of Apple, was victimized by a medical charlatan.”
                                *
                                You can recognize a charlatan by the fact that
                                he proceeds from a position of infallibility.
                                #

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