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    NORMAN STONE: 'I'M NOT A NASTY PERSON'
    By Neil Tweedie

    Daily Telegraph/UK
    9:00PM BST 12 May 2010

    With a new book out about the Cold War, the famously contrary historian
    Norman Stone reveals an endearing side.

    Norman Stone Photo: Andrew Crowley "Shall we do it in the
    pub?" suggests Norman Stone, half guiltily, half conspiratorially.

    We are standing in the study of his large Victorian semi in fashionable
    north Oxford, and he hasn't got long for an interview (to plug his
    new book) before catching a flight to Ankara, where he has lived in
    self-imposed exile for most of the past 15 years. The sun is barely
    over the yardarm, but so what? On the way, he talks amusingly about
    Tory prime ministers.

    Four of the best sculpture gardens"Eden," he says. "Malcolm Muggeridge,
    a great man, had him right. Sir Anthony, he said, was like a former
    Guards officer who, through force of circumstance, must earn a living
    selling vacuum cleaners. Heath was the same, although an NCO."

    Stone is good at history and good at making enemies. During his tenure
    as Professor of Modern History at Oxford, Heath referred to him thus:
    "Many parents of Oxford students must be both horrified and disgusted
    that the higher education of our children should rest in the hands
    of such a man."

    What self-publicist could ask for more? Particularly such an ardent
    admirer of Ted's nemesis, Margaret Thatcher, or "Mrs T", as he always
    calls her. Stone, serious historian, popular historian, contrarian
    and columnist, was one of her speechwriters in the late 1980s. Time
    has not dimmed his passion.

    "Nobody is interested in John Major or David Cameron, or any of these
    transitional nobodies. Mrs T stood up and turned this country around.

    The fact that England, which was in a very bad way in the Seventies,
    stood up and said, 'Here we are again' - it mattered a lot to the
    Russians. It gave them a shock - a clear contradiction of their idea
    that capitalism wasn't working."

    Thatcher is one of the heroes of his new work, The Atlantic and its
    Enemies: A Personal History of the Cold War, which chronicles, in
    a sometimes eccentric way, events between 1945 and the fall of the
    Berlin Wall. It is a refreshing book, quirky, partial, sweeping in
    its judgments and littered with good one-liners.

    For a supposed book-plugger, though, he is curiously unhurried in
    approaching the subject of his new publication. Grabbing a double gin
    and tonic at the bar, he departs immediately to the smoking area under
    a corrugated roof at the back of the pub. For him, the smoking ban is
    the most irritating manifestation of the British nanny state. No matter
    that, at the age of 69, he wheezes alarmingly as fag follows fag.

    "On the one side, people can't smoke in a bar; on the other side,
    the entire young generation is drunk. It's absurd."

    He did once give up smoking but it turned him, he says, into an "ugly
    drunk". "I didn't like that because I am not at heart a nasty person."

    Not nasty, clearly, but he likes to needle - inhabitants of small
    countries in particular, including his own. A Scotsman to his core, he
    nevertheless takes a perverse pleasure in his nation's subjugation. In
    The Atlantic and its Enemies, the United Kingdom is referred to time
    and again as "England". But his goading of the Scots is as nothing
    to the ire he inspires in the Armenian diaspora. Stone's "crime"
    is to refuse to describe the expulsions and massacres of a million
    or more Armenians by the Turks during the First World War as genocide.

    "I get irritated by people getting stuff wrong," he says. "I'm
    constantly locking horns with the Armenians, which I don't like doing.

    "It was a disaster, but I don't believe the Turkish leadership sat
    down and said, 'Let's wipe them all out'. Calling it genocide is a
    step too far and muddles the argument. The Armenian diaspora regard me
    as a terrible monster because I don't go along with their propaganda."

    The Armenian lobby in turn accuses Stone of propagandising on behalf
    of his Turkish paymasters. It is a sensitive issue but, ever the
    iconoclast, he cannot resist a darkly humorous analysis of Armenia's
    brief flirtation with independence at the end of the Great War,
    before its reabsorption into Russia and Turkey.

    "Once the Armenians set up their independent state they declared
    war on everybody. There is a wonderful moment when places become
    independent - the tears running down the cheeks of the archimandrites
    into the rumbles of their double chins, and then the double-headed
    lobster goes up on the flag, which is printed on Marks & Spencer
    Y-fronts. The national anthem starts, which has been written by a
    Budapest Jew. They have a cabinet meeting and say, 'What shall we do,
    Excellency?' 'Let's invade Georgia on Christmas Day'. So they end
    up being attacked by everybody - it's like Paraguay. One should be
    respectful, but one can't."

    Would he ever visit Armenia? "I would come back with my head in a
    basket." But he has, he says, absolutely nothing against the Armenian
    people. "I have never met an Armenian I haven't admired and liked."

    Stone was born in 1941. He never knew his father, an instructor in
    the RAF, who was killed in a training accident over Wales.

    "February 25, 1942. I wasn't even one.

    "Family closes round, so I wasn't conscious of anything. But the
    point came in my late thirties when I began to realise what damage it
    had done. Not having your daddy is a very bad thing. If I read about
    women bringing up children on their own, deliberately making babies,
    I get very angry indeed. I think, 'Why don't they just buy a dolly?'"

    Members of his father's squadron clubbed together to pay for his
    education at Glasgow Academy. A modern languages scholarship to
    Cambridge followed - Stone speaks lots of languages.

    "If you quote me I will kill you, but I can do five live on the telly.

    I do Turkish on telly and make thousands of mistakes, but they do
    like it."

    History was his passion, though, and he soon converted. Did he ever
    consider a life outside academia, like the Foreign Office? "I would
    have destroyed everything I touched."

    Andrew Roberts, Niall Ferguson and Orlando Figes all passed under his
    wing, and there was acclamation for his books, including a history
    of the Eastern Front during the Great War. But in later years he
    was regarded by less media-friendly (Stone prefers the word boring)
    historians as a sell-out, a hack pumping out books for money.

    Boredom and money drove him from Oxford to Turkey's Bilkent
    University. He has no intention of leaving Turkey ("Good place.

    Splendid people.").

    As for Britain: "There are so many good things in this country. The
    music in Oxford and London is very good. There are plenty of
    intelligent people around the place. It's just the endless
    irritations."

    His marriage to Christine is his second. His first wife, Nicole, was
    Haitian. "It was a wonderful disaster." Her father was? Struggling
    to keep a straight face: "Papa Doc's finance minister. Charming,
    charming."

    How long did he spend in Haiti? "Two years." What did he make of it?

    "Long live England."

    His taxi is coming. Ankara beckons. The book? "I got offered a huge
    sum of money to write a history of the 20th century, and thought" -
    draws on cigarette - "it's been done.

    "Paul Johnson had already brought it off wonderfully, and Eric Hobsbawm
    as well. I just couldn't do it."

    The Cold War, he thought, was short of a well-written account. What
    makes good history? "You have to have a sense of humour. A J P
    (Taylor) was just sensational. And someone I've been reading a lot
    is Trevelyan. I had always been put off Trevelyan because he was a
    bit sort of English triumphalist. But then 18th-century England is
    such an extraordinarily interesting country. It abolished Scotland,
    which is a good thing."

    Naughty. And Communism - was it always doomed?

    "Yes. I'm a purist on this. Marx himself made two vast mistakes: one
    was to not understand religion and the other was to hate peasants. I
    don't like the Common Agricultural Policy either, but peasants do
    exist and you don't shove them into camps."

    Stone is a believer in the Great Man theory of history - that
    individuals can make a difference. Maybe that is why he cannot tolerate
    life in England - no big beasts any more.

    "Look at Mrs T. A unique character. What would the Conservatives have
    been in the Eighties without her? Heath - Heath! Flabby-faced cowards.

    They didn't have the balls. I wouldn't either. I don't like being
    disliked. I would have made concessions to people. Mrs T didn't."

    Good bar room stuff. But the rain falling on the corrugated roof is
    drowning him out, and his taxi is waiting.

    Reading Norman Stone, you imagine that he is as tough as, well,
    Norman stone. But in person there is an endearing vulnerability. "You
    are not going to send me up are you?" he says, getting his coat. Of
    course not. Why try when he does it so well himself?

    * 'The Atlantic and its Enemies: A Personal History of the Cold War'
    by Norman Stone (Allen Lane) is available from Telegraph Books for
    £26 plus £1.25 p&p. Call 0844 871515 or visit www.books.telegraph.co.uk

    From: Emil Lazarian | Ararat NewsPress
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