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COFFEE WITH AHMET AND MEHMET
By Jirair Tutunjian
http://www.keghart.com/Tutunjian-Ahmet-Mehmet
9 September 2011
Ahmet and Mehmet are having their morning "kehve" (coffee) at a
cafe in Turkish provincial town deep in Anatolia . Ahmet is scanning
the newspaper.
Mehmet: What's new in the "Turan Daily News"?
Ahmet: There's a story on page one about the Israeli foreign minister
Lieberman saying that Turkey should give Mt. Ararat to Ermenistan.
Mehmet: Yes, I saw that on TV last night. I looked up the map of
Turkey, but I couldn't find Mt. Ararat. There must be some mistake.
There's no Mt. Ararat.
Ahmet: You never know... it could be a Jewish trick. They want to
confuse us. Maybe it's Mt. Arafat.
Mehmet: I thought that was in Holy Mecca. Anything else in the
newspaper?
Ahmet: That Lieberman says Turkey should recognize the Armenian
Genocide.
Mehmet: Now, I like that. We all know how Armenians committed genocide
against the Turks. Yes, we should not keep silent any longer: we
should publicize the Armenian Genocide of our people. I guess the
Israelis are pushing for genocide recognition to improve their ties
with us. I tell you, Ahmet, Jews are afraid of us. They know we have
atomic bombs at the Incerlik base, near Adana.
Ahmet: Don't start me on Incerlik. Those Gavoor Ermenler are now
saying Incerlik beongs to them. Next thing they will claim all of
Eastern Turkey belongs to them. We made a mistake... We shouldn't
have allowed a single Armenian survive their deportation. This is
what happens when you are soft-hearted.
Ahmet: Forget them. Ermenistan has fewer than two million people. I
am talking about the Israelis. They will have no chance against our
invincible navy when we escort the flotilla to Gaza.
Mehmet: It's not going to be like the parting of the Red Sea for Moses
and the Israelis. Hey, did you know Gaza was originally called Gazi,
after "Gazi" Mustapha Kemal the Conqueror? Jews changed the name to
Gaza. You, of course, remember how Ataturk beat the Gavoor British
and French forces in Palestine during the First World War.
Ahmet: Of course, I do. Why, the capital of Jordan is still called
"Amaan" because that's what the Gavoor British and French soldiers
were wailing when our mighty Gazi Ataturk put them to the yataghan.
You know something Mehmet, Thanks to our educational system we know
so much about the glorious history of Turkey.
Ahmet: That's why I enjoy these coffee conversations with you, Mehmet.
We know so much. Talking about Ataturk, I hear some people are calling
Erdogan "Ataturk II."
Mehmet: I don't know about that... Ataturk wouldn't like some of the
things Erdogan is doing.
Ahmet: But Mehmet, arkhadash. Gazi Ataturk would love Erdogan. Just
wait and see: Erdogan will conquer all the Arab countries, without
even firing a bullet-from Morocco to Kuwait-and restore our Ottoman
Empire. Tell you something... I think we should call him Erdogan
Sultan and Davutoglu his Vizier.
Mehmet: I don't trust that Davutoglu fellow. With that name and
face, those glasses, his teaching profession... he must surely be
the son of a deunme Jew... "Son of David." Check it out... Read
the bestseller "The White Man." It will tell you about the Deunme
-Freemason-Zionist-Rothschild conspiracy. His father was probably
from Salonika.
Ahmet: Those Mountain Turks are in the news again. Why don't they
come down from the mountains and join us-the civilized, peace loving
Turks of the lowlands?
Mehmet: They are getting too fancy for their breeches. Now they want
us to call them Kurd. Say it fast, it sounds like Turk. How soon
they forget that for years we allowed them to loot Gavoor Ermenler
and steal their women. Weren't Sultan Abdul Hamid's Hamidiyes all
Mountain Turk bandits?
Ahmet: Some people have violence and greed in their DNA. You can't
change that.
Mehmet: What's DNA?
Ahmet: I think it's a spice or something Kurds sprinkle on their
shish-kebab. It makes them violent and raises their blood pressure.
Ahmet: Ahhh... What are we going to do about Cyprus? Those Gavoor
Greeks want to drill for underwater oil near the Turkish island.
Mehmet: Don't worry, arkhadash. After we finish off the Israel navy,
the cowardly Greeks would keep their mouth shut-just like their
Patriarch in Istanbul. Cyprus... I mean "Kbrz." What kind of name is
that for a country?
Ahmet: Shh... Somebody might say the same thing about our country.
By Jirair Tutunjian
http://www.keghart.com/Tutunjian-Ahmet-Mehmet
9 September 2011
Ahmet and Mehmet are having their morning "kehve" (coffee) at a
cafe in Turkish provincial town deep in Anatolia . Ahmet is scanning
the newspaper.
Mehmet: What's new in the "Turan Daily News"?
Ahmet: There's a story on page one about the Israeli foreign minister
Lieberman saying that Turkey should give Mt. Ararat to Ermenistan.
Mehmet: Yes, I saw that on TV last night. I looked up the map of
Turkey, but I couldn't find Mt. Ararat. There must be some mistake.
There's no Mt. Ararat.
Ahmet: You never know... it could be a Jewish trick. They want to
confuse us. Maybe it's Mt. Arafat.
Mehmet: I thought that was in Holy Mecca. Anything else in the
newspaper?
Ahmet: That Lieberman says Turkey should recognize the Armenian
Genocide.
Mehmet: Now, I like that. We all know how Armenians committed genocide
against the Turks. Yes, we should not keep silent any longer: we
should publicize the Armenian Genocide of our people. I guess the
Israelis are pushing for genocide recognition to improve their ties
with us. I tell you, Ahmet, Jews are afraid of us. They know we have
atomic bombs at the Incerlik base, near Adana.
Ahmet: Don't start me on Incerlik. Those Gavoor Ermenler are now
saying Incerlik beongs to them. Next thing they will claim all of
Eastern Turkey belongs to them. We made a mistake... We shouldn't
have allowed a single Armenian survive their deportation. This is
what happens when you are soft-hearted.
Ahmet: Forget them. Ermenistan has fewer than two million people. I
am talking about the Israelis. They will have no chance against our
invincible navy when we escort the flotilla to Gaza.
Mehmet: It's not going to be like the parting of the Red Sea for Moses
and the Israelis. Hey, did you know Gaza was originally called Gazi,
after "Gazi" Mustapha Kemal the Conqueror? Jews changed the name to
Gaza. You, of course, remember how Ataturk beat the Gavoor British
and French forces in Palestine during the First World War.
Ahmet: Of course, I do. Why, the capital of Jordan is still called
"Amaan" because that's what the Gavoor British and French soldiers
were wailing when our mighty Gazi Ataturk put them to the yataghan.
You know something Mehmet, Thanks to our educational system we know
so much about the glorious history of Turkey.
Ahmet: That's why I enjoy these coffee conversations with you, Mehmet.
We know so much. Talking about Ataturk, I hear some people are calling
Erdogan "Ataturk II."
Mehmet: I don't know about that... Ataturk wouldn't like some of the
things Erdogan is doing.
Ahmet: But Mehmet, arkhadash. Gazi Ataturk would love Erdogan. Just
wait and see: Erdogan will conquer all the Arab countries, without
even firing a bullet-from Morocco to Kuwait-and restore our Ottoman
Empire. Tell you something... I think we should call him Erdogan
Sultan and Davutoglu his Vizier.
Mehmet: I don't trust that Davutoglu fellow. With that name and
face, those glasses, his teaching profession... he must surely be
the son of a deunme Jew... "Son of David." Check it out... Read
the bestseller "The White Man." It will tell you about the Deunme
-Freemason-Zionist-Rothschild conspiracy. His father was probably
from Salonika.
Ahmet: Those Mountain Turks are in the news again. Why don't they
come down from the mountains and join us-the civilized, peace loving
Turks of the lowlands?
Mehmet: They are getting too fancy for their breeches. Now they want
us to call them Kurd. Say it fast, it sounds like Turk. How soon
they forget that for years we allowed them to loot Gavoor Ermenler
and steal their women. Weren't Sultan Abdul Hamid's Hamidiyes all
Mountain Turk bandits?
Ahmet: Some people have violence and greed in their DNA. You can't
change that.
Mehmet: What's DNA?
Ahmet: I think it's a spice or something Kurds sprinkle on their
shish-kebab. It makes them violent and raises their blood pressure.
Ahmet: Ahhh... What are we going to do about Cyprus? Those Gavoor
Greeks want to drill for underwater oil near the Turkish island.
Mehmet: Don't worry, arkhadash. After we finish off the Israel navy,
the cowardly Greeks would keep their mouth shut-just like their
Patriarch in Istanbul. Cyprus... I mean "Kbrz." What kind of name is
that for a country?
Ahmet: Shh... Somebody might say the same thing about our country.