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    A Very Disturbing Map of Friends and Foes

    http://massispost.com/?p=5395
    Friday, January 13th, 2012
    By Odette Bazil

    On Thursday 29th December 2011, Mr Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Prime
    Minister of Turkey, became a very very angry man as the French
    Parliament adopted a new law stating: whoever would deny publicly the
    veracity of the Armenian genocide would be prosecuted, sent to jail
    for one year and made to pay a fine of 45.000 EUROS.

    In his anger Mr Erdogan ordered his Foreign Office to produce a `World
    Map of Friends and Foes` where the countries whose governments,
    parliaments and NGOs have already recognised the Armenian genocide
    would be marked with a dot in RED, the ones who had declared that they
    were to recognise it in ORANGE, the ones who were likely to recognise
    it imminently in PINK, the ones who might recognise it in late future
    in GREEN and the ones who would never recognise it in BLUE: to his
    despair the map looked like a bouquet of RED, ORANGE and PINK barbed
    spikes which transpierced his heart and made him angrier and angrier.

    Then he gathered his men of confidence: they too were angry. They
    adopted immediately the easiest option: to stop the entry of French
    goods into Turkey and - instead - to spend the billion dollars in
    England where the Brits would welcome it with open arms as Mr Erdogan
    knew that secretly the Brits were delighted about the situation and
    that publicly they had declared their disapproval at the adoption of
    such law! (While all this was being discussed, Mr Erdogan in his mind
    could see himself facing the anger of his wife at not finding her
    favourite perfumes, scarves and latest French dresses and shoes
    anymore if French goods were to be embargoed! Well, he though we can
    always send her to Harrods in London where she will find what she
    likes: the Brits will NEVER do what the French did! On the map, the
    largest blue dot is in England!!! )

    The production of the map was immediately praised as a very good idea
    and they all sat down and studied it: to their anguish they found too
    many red dots concentrated in Europe! that made them even angrier!
    Were they to treat each country the red dots represented with the same
    policy adopted against France? They shivered in their seats: if yes,
    then they would never be allowed to enter the exclusive club of
    European Union! This way they would surround themselves with 22 more
    enemies (the 22 countries who had already recognised the genocide) 22
    countries made enemies by their own proper Turkish hands! They cursed
    their ancestors for a job badly done and lamented: why had few
    thousands Armenians been allowed to escape the genocide and been
    allowed to remain alive? Why!!!! Why had some of their churches been
    spared? In Turkey and specially in the lands taken from the
    Armenians,we should have done to them what our Azeri cousins did to
    their graves and their Khatchkars (cross-headstones) in Jugha: break
    their monuments, bulldozer them and build our own military camps over
    them! This way no one could inspect! Look! now they are creating all
    sorts of problems... and these are serious problems`

    Then they studied the orange dots: maybe we can adopt a different
    policy regarding the countries who have not yet recognised but are
    considering to recognise the genocide and stop them from recognition?
    Maybe we can convince our Azeri cousins to offer their land nearest to
    the Iran border to install anti-missile bases against Iran to humor
    Israel and stop them from recognising the genocide? This idea gave
    them a reprieve: they smiled and congratulated each other. Yes this is
    what we will do. We have to stop Israel in that recognition because
    the very moment that Israel recognises the genocide (Allah forbid!),
    the Americans and the Brits will follow suit... and we must prevent that
    at any cost. Any cost.

    Among the pink dots on the map the one that worried them most was the
    Vatican: what has transpired now that they have opened their vaults?
    Will every document and every report sent to Vatican during the
    genocide be read and be published? How to stop that? Against such
    documents, how are we going to deny the truth anymore? Who will accept
    our lies? Because what is kept in there (they meant the Vatican) if
    made public will be our downfall and can immediately trigger a
    dangerous and unbreakable chain of recognitions.. and we must prevent
    that too at any cost. Any cost.

    Examining the blue dots calmed them for a short period: there was
    England (completely painted blue) where not a single red or orange or
    pink or even green dot was to be seen... but what is this? some red and
    orange dots were already appearing on the British Isles: Wales was to
    be monitored closely now where Armenian cross-headstones were being
    erected on Welsh Council owned land to remember the victims of the
    genocide and where Welsh Parliament was adopting a Declaration of
    recognition of the genocide... but Thanks for England, Good Friend, Good
    Ally; England! where, in the heat of WW1, aware of the genocide in
    1915, British historians had been commissioned to research their
    Parliamentary Hansards, gather and publish daming reports on the
    genocide in their Blue Book called `Treatment of the Armenians in the
    Ottoman Empire 1915-23 `.. but now our friends are rejecting the book,
    declaring it void and useless and labelling it `war propaganda',
    helping us in our denial and getting us off the hook. Thanks be to
    Allah! Praised be to friendship and loyalty!

    Laughingly they discussed and wondered if British Dignitaries, MPs or
    even Royals who have publicly denied the Armenian genocide in UK will
    travel to France now and if asked the same question in France will
    give the same negative response, knowing that they will be sent to
    prison in France and be made to pay 45.000 EUROs?.... they chuckled in
    delight .
    America too was painted in blue; but its map was very confusing: some
    red, orange and pink dots were scattered everywhere from North to
    South and East to West, representing these damn Armenian lobbyists,
    NGOs, local Governments, organisations and even some Parliaments: with
    a sigh of anguish (`these bloody Armenians !!!... `) they decided that
    America too was to be monitored very closely, despite all the
    reassuring promises received from the Authorities.

    At last they looked at Turkey on the map. Then they looked at each
    other: how long before some wretched red dots appear on the map? How
    long before some ill-fated Turkish teacher prints the truth in our
    children's books? How many more historians, reporters, publishers,
    activists, authors and men of conscience must we imprison or kill to
    stop this hysteria? Then they congratulated themselves for having
    created and adopted Penal Code 301: with this law in place no one will
    ever dare talk about the Armenians and their genocide. If they do,
    then we will throw them in jail, confiscate their properties, burn
    their offices o ... just kill them. Yes. Yes. That's what we will do.
    But the smiles were hesitant, the congratulations were lukewarm and
    the handshakes were weak. They were looking at that `Map of Friends
    and Foes' an
    d - relunctantly - came to realise that their efforts to deny a
    historic fact were fruitless: the number of red dots was increasing
    every day and soon was bound to cover the whole map because when the
    snow melts, every stone, no matter how small or how deeply buried,
    will be exposed for all to see. With a black fear and blind anger in
    their hearts , they all agreed: the snow has started to melt.

    THANK YOU MR. SARKOSY. THANK YOU FRANCE.


    From: Baghdasarian
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