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    OhmyNews International, South Korea
    May 25 2008


    Eurovision 2008: Where Pop Makes a Spectacle of Itself

    Song contest concludes with the usual mix of excess, politics and
    gleeful bad taste

    Now that the 2008 Eurovision Song Contest from Belgrade, Serbia is
    history, it is time to once again savor those sugary sweet moments of
    excess one final time before chasing all those throwaway tunes out of
    our brains. It should have been predictable, Dima Bilan of Russia
    won. After all, he was the absolute star of the show, still glowing
    from his near win two years ago. Yet, the show always has its
    surprises, and its inexplicable successes and failures and that keeps
    it interesting.

    Here is a partial review of what happened at the finals on May 24.

    After a rendition of the winning song from 2007, a gender bending pop
    tune sung by Serbia's Marija Serifovic, which is the reason why they
    were meeting in Belgrade this year, the mind numbing blur of 2008 Euro
    pop tunes began.

    A disappointing love duet from Romania led off, boding ill for this
    year's show, but it was quickly followed by something much better. The
    U.K. tried to redeem itself from last year's fiasco with a fairly
    presentable 1970s style funky soul number called "Even If" sung by a
    good performer named Andy Abraham. He turned it out believable, even
    down to his tight funky suit. Now will that be enough to obliterate
    2007's "Scooch," a song that will live on as a legend of bad taste?

    Albania came next with a 16 year-old artist named Olta Boka. She sang
    well, but since Albanian doesn't sound at all like anything else, it
    was hard to tell what she was getting all worked up about.

    Germany was next, and it seemed that after last year's attempt to rise
    from the back of the pack with an ambitious entry, they have given up,
    and returned to the bottom. No Angels sang "Disappear." Imagine the
    Pussy Cat Dolls if they couldn't carry a tune or bust even the lamest
    move. An exercise in degradation.

    Sirusho from Armenia sang "Qele, Qele." Her impressively strong and
    perfectly pitched voice really carried this song, and insured Armenia
    a place in the top five.

    Other high quality performances came from Turkey, an excellent hard
    rock number by Mor ve Otesi, which did fairly well in the voting; a
    well-done disco performance from Ani Lorak of the Ukraine, which
    brought that country within shouting distance of winning; and then a
    believable R&B song from Norway that didn't help that country get very
    far at all, possibly because of the group's oddly boring look.


    Mediocre songs were presented by Georgia and Serbia, and they were
    immediately forgotten. Less explicable, however, was the way that
    Portugal's and Israel's performances were forgotten. Especially the
    song by Boaz of Israel, which was one of the most original and
    intriguing sounds of the evening. But the interplay of voting cartels
    among neighboring nations and the vote of guest workers in various
    countries always make for odd bedfellows, and surprising snubs. It can
    all be explained somehow, if you have the time and inclination.

    There were several awful novelty performances: Bosnia Herzegovina with
    a bit of Absurdist theater, some pirates from Latvia and an atrocious
    over-the-top reggaeton from Spain. There were some heavy metal
    numbers, from Azerbaijan and from Finland and some schlocky disco from
    Sweden, Iceland and Denmark. There were forgettable ballads from
    Poland and France.

    The oddest success of the evening had to be Kalomira of Greece. The
    song was a silly Latin hip-hop rehash from 20 years ago. The singer
    was off pitch more than she was on, and the performance was cloying
    and amateurish. Yet, she had a certain cute stage presence and an
    endearing smile, and the political logistics of the contest in the
    capital of Serbia (a Greek ally in so many ways) made a fertile
    environment for Greek success. Kalomira, with this hideous song,
    "Secret Combination" came in second to Russia in the voting.

    But there is only one winner. And this year it was Russia. Dima Bilan
    sang "Believe." Dima is the most successful artist now participating
    in Eurovision, and his star quality and fan following was able to
    carry this somewhat imperfect song to success. He went all out with
    it, singing on his knees with his shirt half off. The audience went
    wild.

    While the voting was going on, Serbian TV had to fill up a good 20
    minutes with chit chat, touristic shots of Belgrade and music. And so,
    just to remind us that there is real authentic music still lurking
    somewhere in the European soul, they trotted out Goran Bregovic and
    his Wedding and Funeral Band. They played some great Balkan band
    music, to cleanse the palate, as it were.

    The votes were counted and all the predictable things
    happened. Andorra voted for Spain, the Scandinavians voted for each
    other, Cyprus voted for Greece, and Greece and Armenia ignored
    Turkey. Hardly anyone voted for Germany or the U.K. Greece came
    dangerously close to winning, and Dima finally came out on top, as he
    and his group chanted "Ro-ssy-yah!" in the party room.

    Thus the Eurovision song contest came to a satisfactory end. As the
    winner gets to host the next show, it will Moscow in 2009. It could
    have been worse, after all, Armenia came very close to the top, and
    that would mean schlepping this entire dog and pony show to
    Yerevan. But all catastrophes were averted and now all can sleep
    well. And presumably not admit to anyone how they spent this Saturday
    night in May.

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